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Ugoni mbaya

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Lutala, Oct 19, 2010.

  1. Lutala

    Lutala JF-Expert Member

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    Oct 19, 2010
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    A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello,
    could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I
    may be in with a chance!"

    The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out;
    he returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister
    is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner
    when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too."

    The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he
    turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my
    girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always
    makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is
    expecting me to make a move!

    During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,
    the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there,
    the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this
    dinner and thank you for all you give us."

    A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your
    kindness."

    Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.
    The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more
    surprised than the others.

    She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were
    so religious."

    The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"
     
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