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Ufahamu juu ya Saa ya dhambi.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by prakatatumba, Aug 4, 2012.

  1. prakatatumba

    prakatatumba JF-Expert Member

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    Mchungaji alikufa,akiwa mbinguni akakuta
    kuna saa nyingi za mshale.
    Akauliza zote hizo za nini?
    Malaika akamwambia
    ni za kuhesabu dhambi,mshale
    ukizunguka mara moja mhusika wa saa anakuwa ametenda dhambi.
    Kulikuwa
    na moja haizunguki hata kidogo akaambiwa kuwa hiyo ni ya Nabii Musa.
    Mchungaji akauliza
    zi wapi saa za Lowasa,
    Rostam, Jakaya, Chenge?
    Malaika akajibu kuwa zipo chumbani mungu anazitumia kama feni!
     
  2. Mama wawilii

    Mama wawilii Senior Member

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    teh teh
     
  3. omben

    omben JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda. Ila bible imeandikwa ”usihukumu maana yupo mmoja anaye hukumu naye ni Mungu”
     
  4. Lord K

    Lord K JF-Expert Member

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    Tehetehe hahahahahahaaaa
     
  5. KML

    KML JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaa
    ya kikwete itakua kama yale ya kugema maji yale, ye na rizi wake
     
  6. NGOGO CHINAVACH

    NGOGO CHINAVACH Verified User

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    jamani tuaache kufanya dhambi ili saa zetu zisitembee
     
  7. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!! Hii kali.
     
  8. Comi

    Comi JF-Expert Member

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    Mh!utani wa kumwingiza muumba! Ngumu kucoment
     
  9. P

    Praff Senior Member

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    Mbona umeshacoment.
     
  10. M

    MZEE MAPOSENI Member

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    Nimecheka mpaka majirani wamesahangaa, sijui wahusika kama wanazisoma.
     
  11. Mbwiga88

    Mbwiga88 JF-Expert Member

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    Usilitaje bure jina la Bwana Muumba wako
     
  12. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Ishakuwepo hapa siku nyingi japo umeibadili kidogo kwakuwataja hao jamaa imenifurahisha sana
     
  13. Chakuchambuka

    Chakuchambuka JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaa kwa kwa kwa hiiii
     
  14. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    HE HE HE HE HE hii kaliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  15. HERITAGE

    HERITAGE Senior Member

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    duh ni balaah........................................ its very fantastic
     
  16. Nico1

    Nico1 JF-Expert Member

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    nimefurahi lakini nenda katubu.
     
  17. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaaah! me like it, inazunguka kama feni?
     
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