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Udadisi wamponza.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Jan 8, 2012.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mteja siku#1;naomba chakula cha mbwa. Muuzaji;Una mbwa kweli?,sikuuzii mpaka umlete huyo mbwa.> Mteja siku#2;naomba chakula cha paka.Muuzaji;sikuuzii mpaka umlete huyo paka wako nimuone...(siku nyingine yule jamaa akafika dukani akiwa na mfuko wa rambo akampa muuzaji). Muuzaji;Aisee hii kitu gani,mbona laini halafu ya moto?.Mteja;Hayo ni mavi ya binadamu,haya naomba Toilet paper!
     
  2. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Big up mkuu!imetulia
     
  3. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Pamoja your highness.
     
  4. Mr Suggestion

    Mr Suggestion JF-Expert Member

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    Thanks mkuu
     
  5. Kilahunja

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    Hahaha
     
  6. g

    guccio Senior Member

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    hahaha dah u made me laugh...9c one,sema tatizo nimesoma hko kchekesho wakati npo mezan nakula..ewww
     
  7. Geraldo DaVinci

    Geraldo DaVinci JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha muuzaji kakoma ubshi
     
  8. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    khaaaaaa....
     
  9. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu hiyo imetulia huyo mteja angemwachia hilo rambo mwenye duka
     
  10. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Ndo maana unaambiwa usishike mambo mawili kwa wakati mmoja ungetakiwa kula kwanza ukishashiba ndo uendelee na mambo mengine so jifunze ktk hilo
     
  11. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna vitu vingine haviitaji kuwa tomaso
     
  12. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahaha....
    imekaa vizuri mkuu....
    yule dogo wa kukosoa;COMPLICATOR yukwapi?
     
  13. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    akome kuhakiki kila kitu. Bongo tunaenda kidhana dhana tu.
     
  14. Tz-guy

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    Safi sana!
     
  15. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Aje asije i'm not flattered by his comments!
     
  16. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    Jaguar, this is disgusting! :lol:
     
  17. E

    Emaglo Senior Member

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    Umejitahidi nimefurahia!!
     
  18. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!
     
  19. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Dah! mteja bandidu ile mbaya. mkuu umetisha
     
  20. The Bleiz

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    Angeulizia condom cjui angejibiwaje..
     
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