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Uchunguzi katika Viwanja vya Ndege

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by MAMMAMIA, May 7, 2012.

  1. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Mnaojipitisha kwenye viwanja vya ndege na kukaguliwa kwa kisingiozio cha kutafuta magaidi, mtambue kila ulichonacho, kila ulivyo, unaonekana. Wanakucheeeeeeeeeka!

    [TABLE="class: yiv974903296ecxyiv1661131728MsoNormalTable"]
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    [TD="bgcolor: #c0504d, colspan: 2"]January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

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    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]Terrorists Discovered
    [/TD]
    [TD]0
    [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]Transvestites
    [/TD]
    [TD]133
    [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]Hernias (Mabusha)

    [/TD]
    [TD]1,485
    [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]Hemorrhoid Cases
    [/TD]
    [TD]3,172
    [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]Enlarged Prostates (Visiki virefu)

    [/TD]
    [TD]8,249

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    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]Breast Implants
    [/TD]
    [TD]59,350
    [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]Natural Blondes

    [/TD]
    [TD]3

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    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]

     
  2. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha, uwiiiiiiii
    MAMMAMIA, you just crazy.

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  3. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha loh! Ndo maana nashauri kutumia usafiri usio na gharama, kupaa na 'ungo'
     
  4. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha Kongosho@, rasta hazionekani kwa sababu ya "kiwingu".
     
  5. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi kutokana na taaifa hii, nimeamua kuBADILI TABIA. Nasubiri kibali tu toka Wizara ya Ulinzi na Idara ya Anga nianzishe safari za kibiashara.
     
  6. phina

    phina JF-Expert Member

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    hapo kwenye breast implants hapo..mie hooi!!
     
  7. phina

    phina JF-Expert Member

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    Bora hata hii njia ya usafiri unajua kusafiri ukiwa umevaa birthday suit kunahusika!so gardening and deforrestation activities zitafanywa mapeema!
     
  8. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    tena uzuri wa ndege hizi zinaweza kutua chumbani kwako, hakuna wakukuchunguza
     
  9. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    ukipata kibali usisite kuanunua 'ndege' hizi kwangu....
     
  10. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha! Tatizo lake bado hatuna viwanja maalumu vya kutulia. mara unashitua unatua juu ya paa la nyumba au unaangukia uwani.
     
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