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uchungu wa uzazi bwana balaaa..!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by david mkwizu, Aug 5, 2011.

  1. d

    david mkwizu Member

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    jamaa mmoja alienda kumpeleka mke wake hospitalini ili kujifungua...! kwakweli mama alikua kwenye hali mbaya sana ya uchungu.... walipofika dr akawaambia ametengeneza mashine ambayo inaweza kuhamisha uchungu wa mama kwenda kwa baba.. yule jamaa akakubali kuhamishiwa uchungu.. dr akamwambia kwa wanaume wanaoanza kuitumia mashine hii wanaanza kuhamishiwa uchungu kwa asilimia kumi tu ya uchungu wa mama..! jamaa baada ya kusisitiza sana ahamishiwe uchungu kutokana na upendo aliokua nao kwa mkewe basi dr akahamisha 10%

    akamuuliza jamaa kua anajisikiaje..? jamaa akasema anajisikia safi tu.. na jamaa akamwambia dr kwakua ninajisikia vizuri tu hebu ongeza tena kwa sababu kwa kweli ninaona mke wangu anapata nafuu kidogo.. dr akaongeza mpaka 50%.. na baada ya kumuuliza jamaa kua anajisikiaje..! jamaa alionekana bado yupo safi tu..! jamaa akamwambia dr hebu ongeza mpaka asilimia mia moja kabisa ili mama asipate shida ninakusihi sana dr..! dr akaongeza mpaka 100%...

    yule mama akajifungua bila matatizo kabisa... waliporudi nyumbani wakakuta mlinzi getini yuko hoi karibu na kufa..!
     
  2. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Hahahahaha duuuuu
    Very funny
     
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    Rushdie jr Member

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    Baba ameshajulikana...
     
  4. serio

    serio JF-Expert Member

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    duuuuh, nauaaaa
     
  5. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    ahahaaa, hii kali aisee!
     
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    pumbatupu JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuuh..nyie wamama!!
     
  7. Bambanza jr.

    Bambanza jr. JF-Expert Member

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    Sio mbaya saana! Namwachia mlinz mke wa bure kwan mapenz kwa uyo mke yapo kwa mlinz sio mm
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Hata ukiua tayari mzigo ushaliwa?
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    kila mla vya wenzake na vyake huliwa, wewe hujawahi kula vya wenzio?????
     
  10. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    sijakusoma kusema cha ukweli
     
  11. Mpui Lyazumbi

    Mpui Lyazumbi JF-Expert Member

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    Mlinzi ndo biological faza.
     
  12. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Daah! nguvu sina.
     
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    Proud Patriot JF-Expert Member

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    Joke of the year! I know, it's not even december yet.. Thank you
     
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    kakolo Senior Member

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    Nilidhani baada ya mama kujifungua uchungu uliisha? Sasa mlinzi inawezekana alikuwa amehamishiwa uchungu toka kwa mama mtarajiwa mwingine pia. Milinzi noma.Anyway it is funny.
     
  15. Mayasa

    Mayasa JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaa hii kali..
     
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    december Member

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    haa....we jamaa noma! hahahahaaa
     
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    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hii kali sana hahahaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  18. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    i wish ingekuwepo hii ya kusaidiana uchungu maana wife huwa anakaa siku tatu
     
  19. Money Maker

    Money Maker Senior Member

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    Duuuuuuuu!no comment ...mzigo kumbe ulimegwa na masai!!!
     
  20. salinzela

    salinzela Member

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    Ha ha haaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:heh:
     
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