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Uchoyo bwana, hebu usifungue hapa!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Praff, Apr 26, 2012.

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    Praff Senior Member

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    Mama nyimabondo alikuwa ameshapika chakula ndipo akaenda kwa bwana wake ambaye kwa muda huo alikuwa anacheza drafti na wenzake chini ya mwembe jirani kidogo na nyumba yao. Alipofika pale hakutaka kuwakaribisha wote, akatumia mbinu hii:
    "we baba nyimabondo, kichwa kama chakula tayari" mme wake akajibu kwa ghadhabu "we mpumbavu nini, ntakupiga sasa hivi, unataka nifungwe drafti ee, PUA KAMA TANGULIA NAKUJA"
     
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    NnyaMbwate JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi wala sijafungua!!!
     
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    ISSA SHARAFI JF-Expert Member

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    kwann pacfunguliwe bac hata mm ctaki kufungua.!
     
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    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaaa, nimepiga chabo bana
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Searching...
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoja nii-skip nitaifungua baadae akiruhusu kuifungua
     
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    myasis Member

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    Temporary out of service...!
     
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    Red Giant JF-Expert Member

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    kichekesho kibaya creativity ndogo ila nimependa jina nyimabondo.
     
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    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Sio mpya
     
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    Mr. Magena Member

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    Hata hvyo sina funguo
     
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    Siyo nzuri ya longi sana hiyo.
     
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    Hizo ni za kizamani sana!!!!!
     
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    Najuta kufungua!
     
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    RECYCLER Senior Member

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    samahan nimekosea mlango.....
     
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    BG baba Member

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    Keep left...
     
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    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    inapakia.............
     
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    Praff Senior Member

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    Eti ee!
     
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    SAMWEL M New Member

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    Heri ungesema nifungue kaka
     
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    network loading........
     
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    Mfalme Daud Senior Member

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    Imegoma kufunguka. Ingefunguka, nadhani ningefurahi!!!........
     
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