Ububifu wamwingiza Bill Gates kubaya

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Mkombozi

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Feb 19, 2008
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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Urio, Tanzanian living in USA

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people left the room. Urio says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay I'll give it a try.

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people left the room. Urio says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people left the room.Urio says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Russian to leave. 498 people left the room. Urio says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Russian but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.

Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who have all the required qualifications & experience I am looking for and speak Russian, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

and Calmly,

Urio turns to the other candidate and says `shimbony shafo bana!' The other candidate answers 'sicha kabsa mleu mbonyi saa kasi wana wai wecha kabsi nkwi ukeri si ku si mleu

Urio >nikunu ma mtoni ngikeri fo ngisengeta eleri mndu chu aicha wachaka nyi fo ruwa

The other candidate answers'lasma atumanye wachaka tukeri kila handu

Bill Gates hired them immediately thinking that they were speakingRussian..
 
Nenda kwenye Komedi wewe, uko ndo kunakufaa and u have to leave this JF with ur Urio.
 
Nenda kwenye Futui wewe, uko ndo kunakufaa and u have to leave this JF with ur Urio.
 
But in sense this is the regular life experience in terms of confidence. Sometimes non regular means are used to narrow down some requirements but in actuality they do not mean to be part and parcel of the end result such as this case. You may use the same approach to arrive at the success in various scenes/scenari.

Big up man wa ubunifu
 
Nice one

ACHA UVIVU nini kinakumaaaaaaa eti unamwambia mtu atoke amekukuna nini wewe kama uwezi andika jokes nenda katafute cha kurusha
WIVU ndio umekujaa bwaaaaaaaaaaa mmmhhmmmmhhh puuuuu
 
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