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Ubishoo mwingine bwana..soo!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Shukuru, Nov 14, 2008.

  1. Shukuru

    Shukuru JF-Expert Member

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    Brothermen mmoja aliyekuwa akijifanya anajua ung’eng’e huku akijifanya yeye ni matawi ya juu alikwenda kupata msosi yeye na demu wake.Si unajua mabishoo kwa kupenda kujikweza? Basi demu akaagiza chipsi kuku jamaa akaagiza wali nyama.

    Baada ya kumaliza wakaletewa bili yao ambayo ilikuwa ni sh, elfu (15,000). Kumbe jamaa mfukoni alikuwa na kiasi hicho hicho cha pesa, akalipa lakini kwa shingo upande huku akimuomba Mungu yule demu asijekuagiza kitu kingine maana ataumbuka.

    Ile wanainuka tu demu si akamuomba mhudumu amletee ‘tooth stick’ za kuchokonolea meno ambazo hutolewa bure kwa mteja. Yule brothermen kusikia vile akaanza kuwaka akijua kwamba atatakiwa kulipa wakati hana kitu mfukoni na kuwaka akisema “Sweet yaani unaagiza tena? Hizo ‘tooth stick’ utalipa mwenyewe” Demu kusikia vile akajua jamaa kumbe hakwenda hata darasa moja! Palepale kila mtu akashika njia yake...
     
  2. Calnde

    Calnde JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe kutokujua lugha kunaweza sababisha 'divorce!'
     
  3. jesse alibalio

    jesse alibalio JF-Expert Member

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    lugha bhana.
     
  4. Bome-e

    Bome-e JF-Expert Member

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    Ubishoo wake nin?
     
  5. alohadm

    alohadm JF-Expert Member

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    daaa ubishoo mbaya
     
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    Lami Member

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    Mwanzoni, wanaume tunaji-sacrifice sana kwa wadada. Baadae mambo hugeuka. Y?????
     
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    Mtaule mgunda Member

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    N nouma sana
     
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    suuunchee Member

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    Kilikuja na meli
     
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    JITABOY JF-Expert Member

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    mH!huyunae fara kwel amezoe kutumia nyasi
     
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    jaff Member

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    Hehehehe kajipiga mtama hahaha
     
  11. black sniper

    black sniper JF-Expert Member

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    Toothpick
     
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    Fredmaty Zach. Member

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    Mambo ya tehe tehe teheeee hayo.
     
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