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Ubabe mwingine wa wakurya haufai!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ralphryder, Jan 5, 2012.

  1. Ralphryder

    Ralphryder JF-Expert Member

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    Mkurya kaumwa homa,akaenda hospitali ili apimwe malari. Laboratorian akachukua kijisindano chenye ncha kali ili amtoboe kidoleni apate sampo ya damu. Mkurya kuona kisindano kidogo na jamaa anahangaika kubinya kidole damu itoke, akamwambi,"mura unahangaika nini kubhata damu tu, hebu fungua bhegi rangu kuna shoka nipasue phophote hata kichwani ubhate damu ya kutosha."
     
  2. mtu chake

    mtu chake JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahahaha
     
  3. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kabila ilo noma
     
  4. Perry

    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh,ngoja wakusikie wenyewe.
     
  5. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    haroooo! we muraaaa, mi nasign out
     
  6. Umutimbaru

    Umutimbaru Member

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    :eyebrows::tongue: huo ndio umaafiakuku
     
  7. Captain Phillip

    Captain Phillip JF-Expert Member

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    Ukabila...still searching...
     
  8. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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  9. M

    Magwero JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaa,,haaa,
    ahaaa..
    Mbavu zangu jamani...
    Kesho napewa notes jamani..
    Nyumba ya kupanga na haina siling bod..
    Nimecheka mpaka mwenye nyumba kaamka...
    Haaaaaaaaaa....aaa!!!
     
  10. mtamanyali

    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    loading.............
     
  11. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo kali babake!
     
  12. LE GAGNANT

    LE GAGNANT JF-Expert Member

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    A mang'ana muraaaaa!
     
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