Uandame, usiandame..... Lazima kieleweke!!

Asprin

Asprin

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Ndo nshaamua hivyo....

Leo si jumamosi? Liwalo na liwe, mwezi uandame au usiandame mie kurudi kwa mkoloni wangu ni mpaka Jumatanoooo....
Nimechoka kukaa huku kwenye lokesheni yangu ....si mwaijua eh?...

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Nikaunganike na wake zangu BADILI TABIA, cacico na Yummy chini ya uangalizi wa Kongosho kujichana mamisosi ya Idi

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Then nikimaliza niungane na washkaji zangu Bishanga, Kaizer, BAGAH na Erickb52 kudumisha mila....bila kujali chochote....

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Wadada wapendwa, Catherine, Madame B, princess enny, ummu kulthum, gfsonwin na mwaJ tunawakaribisha mjiunge nasi kusheherekea Sikukuu ya Idi (mwezi utajiju usipoandama)...... Vigezo na masharti kuzingatiwa mambo yatakapotuzidia...

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Kwaheri mkoloni wangu, karibuni washkaji zangu tujiruuuushe na tuserebuke!

Kwa mapeenzi na furaha wapenzi wangu ninawapa...Mkono wa Idiiiiiii!

Damn hivi leo jumangapi vile?
 
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khaaaaaaaaaa hubby! mbona maneno hayo muda huu nawajua damuni kuna sumu??? sa mie nitajipigiliaje vitu thatha???? itakuaje jamani??
 
Ndugu zangu, mkimwona Preta mwambie ajiunge nami kusheherekea hii long weekend

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Mkimwona Mr Rocky na Judgement waambieni watoke huko waliko wajiunge nasi, mambo iko huku.

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Pia Remmy mwambieni asiwe na wasi, PakaJimmy anazingatia vigezo na masharti anayazingatia, shahidi sweetlady alipopewa makazi hapa Idi iliyopita baada ya kulewa sana......

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Kwi!! kwi!! kwi!! kwi!! kwi!! kwi!!,
Teh!! teh!! teh!! teh!! teh!! teh!!,
Oho!! oho!! oho!! oho!! oho!! oho!!,
Uandame,Usiandame LAZIMA NGUO TUSHONE NA PILAU LIPIKWE.
Na ole wako na wakezo msinialike kwenye mnuso.......,
PATACHIMBIKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Asprin mshkaji hapo ni kwenye raha au mafuriko ayo?
sasa babu hiyo ni guest au KANISA?
mbona amri nyingi tena zile za muhimu...LOL
 
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cacico said:
khaaaaaaa laanakum wallah! hivi unawazaga nini wewe?? jamani?? khaaaaa mume nilipataga!
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Sasa hapo cacico unaangalia nini??ila jamaa kasimama...kitu 90 degrees...kulaaaleki,mpaka kwenye ovary....
 
Madame B said:
Kwi!! kwi!! kwi!! kwi!! kwi!! kwi!!,
Teh!! teh!! teh!! teh!! teh!! teh!!,
Oho!! oho!! oho!! oho!! oho!! oho!!,
Uandame,Usiandame LAZIMA NGUO TUSHONE NA PILAU LIPIKWE.
Na ole wako na wakezo msinialike kwenye mnuso.......,
PATACHIMBIKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tena uje na kale kachalii kako ukapetipeti kama kawaida yako........... Hivi kanakufikishaga mawenzi kweli? Mwezi hoyeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

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:biggrin1: sasa hapo kwenye menu mbona kuna MIRINDA? nilifikiri mzee baada ya mwezi bila kitu ungeweka vitu flaani bariiiidiiiii vya kiutu uzima....
 
Asprin said:
Tena uje na kale kachalii kako ukapetipeti kama kawaida yako........... Hivi kanakufikishaga mawenzi kweli? Mwezi hoyeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

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Lahaulaaaa!!!!!!!Lawata!!!!!!!!!,
Yule alikuwa anaishia mlangoni tu.
Ila Jamani nyie wanaume Mnaonaga mengi duniani humu!!!!!!
Kuta nne zingekuwa na vioo,wallah tena Tusingeangaliana usoni tukutanapo.
 
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