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Uandame, usiandame..... Lazima kieleweke!!

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Asprin, Aug 17, 2012.

  1. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Ndo nshaamua hivyo....

    Leo si jumamosi? Liwalo na liwe, mwezi uandame au usiandame mie kurudi kwa mkoloni wangu ni mpaka Jumatanoooo....
    Nimechoka kukaa huku kwenye lokesheni yangu ....si mwaijua eh?...

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    Nikaunganike na wake zangu BADILI TABIA, cacico na Yummy chini ya uangalizi wa Kongosho kujichana mamisosi ya Idi

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    Then nikimaliza niungane na washkaji zangu Bishanga, Kaizer, BAGAH na Erickb52 kudumisha mila....bila kujali chochote....

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    Wadada wapendwa, Catherine, Madame B, princess enny, ummu kulthum, gfsonwin na mwaJ tunawakaribisha mjiunge nasi kusheherekea Sikukuu ya Idi (mwezi utajiju usipoandama)...... Vigezo na masharti kuzingatiwa mambo yatakapotuzidia...

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    Kwaheri mkoloni wangu, karibuni washkaji zangu tujiruuuushe na tuserebuke!

    Kwa mapeenzi na furaha wapenzi wangu ninawapa...Mkono wa Idiiiiiii!

    Damn hivi leo jumangapi vile?
     
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  2. cacico

    cacico JF-Expert Member

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    khaaaaaaaaaa hubby! mbona maneno hayo muda huu nawajua damuni kuna sumu??? sa mie nitajipigiliaje vitu thatha???? itakuaje jamani??
     
  3. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Ndugu zangu, mkimwona Preta mwambie ajiunge nami kusheherekea hii long weekend

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    Mkimwona Mr Rocky na Judgement waambieni watoke huko waliko wajiunge nasi, mambo iko huku.

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    Pia Remmy mwambieni asiwe na wasi, PakaJimmy anazingatia vigezo na masharti anayazingatia, shahidi sweetlady alipopewa makazi hapa Idi iliyopita baada ya kulewa sana......

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  4. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Khaa wife maneno kuntu hayo, yananiharibia swaumu ujue... Hivi umenilogea nini cacico wangu?

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  5. cacico

    cacico JF-Expert Member

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    khaaaaaaa laanakum wallah! hivi unawazaga nini wewe?? jamani?? khaaaaa mume nilipataga!
     
  6. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Kwi!! kwi!! kwi!! kwi!! kwi!! kwi!!,
    Teh!! teh!! teh!! teh!! teh!! teh!!,
    Oho!! oho!! oho!! oho!! oho!! oho!!,
    Uandame,Usiandame LAZIMA NGUO TUSHONE NA PILAU LIPIKWE.
    Na ole wako na wakezo msinialike kwenye mnuso.......,
    PATACHIMBIKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Si unajua navokumisigi unapokuwa mbali nami?? Nakonda kwa mawazo...

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  8. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    Asprin mshkaji hapo ni kwenye raha au mafuriko ayo?
    sasa babu hiyo ni guest au KANISA?
    mbona amri nyingi tena zile za muhimu...LOL
     
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    majany JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa hapo cacico unaangalia nini??ila jamaa kasimama...kitu 90 degrees...kulaaaleki,mpaka kwenye ovary....
     
  10. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Tena uje na kale kachalii kako ukapetipeti kama kawaida yako........... Hivi kanakufikishaga mawenzi kweli? Mwezi hoyeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

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  11. Madame B

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    Babu kwa nini ujitese wakati mpaka wa buku wamejaa?
    au cacico na wenzie wanakuchimbaga biti?????
     
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    Nimepita!
     
  13. mtotowamjini

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    :biggrin1: sasa hapo kwenye menu mbona kuna MIRINDA? nilifikiri mzee baada ya mwezi bila kitu ungeweka vitu flaani bariiiidiiiii vya kiutu uzima....
     
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    cacico JF-Expert Member

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    umeona eeee?? Ana balaa huyu acha tu!
     
  15. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    BABU huyo kamfanyaje mwenzie mbona kaviumba?
    au ni jipu ilo?
     
  16. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Siyo mafuriko kiongozi, acha upweke jiunge nasi bana!

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    We ukiona maji tu unawaza mafuriko? Kamon booooi!!!

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  17. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha ... mtotowamjini bana? Si unajua pilau laliwa home na watoto? Baada ya hapo ni kama kawa.......

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    hubby nisubiri twende wote maana mie nikitoka hapa kurudi jumatanoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
  19. Madame B

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    Lahaulaaaa!!!!!!!Lawata!!!!!!!!!,
    Yule alikuwa anaishia mlangoni tu.
    Ila Jamani nyie wanaume Mnaonaga mengi duniani humu!!!!!!
    Kuta nne zingekuwa na vioo,wallah tena Tusingeangaliana usoni tukutanapo.
     
  20. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Waooooh! Sasa usitinge tena ile hijab yako, pigilia ile makitu nlokununulia Paris

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