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U speaka da english?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by GIUSEPE, Mar 14, 2012.

  1. GIUSEPE

    GIUSEPE Senior Member

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    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
    "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
    "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
    "In this country ... we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives ...
    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
     
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    Zagazaga JF-Expert Member

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    network connected.....
     
  3. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    No network...
     
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    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    A nice joke but difficult to spot the humour in it. One needs to appreciate the peculiar prononciation of some letters of the alphabet. Letter 's' is pronounced 'as' instead of 'es', therefore ss= two asses. That's why the spelling of Misissipi sounded obscene to the lady!

    Obviously, the origin of this joke is foreign, not local!
     
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    Jaslaws JF-Expert Member

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    System error
     
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    Midavudavu JF-Expert Member

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    There is nothing to make me laugh
     
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    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    Dah nimecheka ile mbayaa
     
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    guccio Senior Member

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    now this z a joke...lolz
     
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    Hahahaha!
    ---Believdat---
     
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    cylu Member

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    Duh nimecheka sana ikabidi niipeleke chuo watu wote hoi sasa ina circulate tu..Italian jokes are always hilarious :D...asante
     
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    Low battery
     
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    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    2 asses=2 essies... LOL !
     
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    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

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    E Mama mbavu zangu eeee
    dah "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." MISSISSIPPI
    hii hatari waeza kuuwa mtu.
     
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    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    Network failed
     
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    M2ru Member

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    Sijaelewa chochote..
     
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