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[Asprin]

1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here." The message received by the wife was “I wish you were her."

3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake.

The salesman asked him what message he wanted put on the cake. He thought for a moment and said, "Put getting older but you are getting better". The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?" The man said ' Well...put "You are getting older" at the top and "but you are getting better" at the bottom.

When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake. It read: "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom"

 

[Kamuna]

1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here." The message received by the wife was "I wish you were her."

3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake.

The salesman asked him what message he wanted put on the cake. He thought for a moment and said, "Put getting older but you are getting better". The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?" The man said ' Well...put "You are getting older" at the top and "but you are getting better" at the bottom.

When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake. It read: "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom"

Great stuff!You real reflect the status of JF (Great thinkers)!Nimecheka mwee!

 

[PingPong]

hahahahahah, zimetulia vibaya mno hasa hiyo ya kwanza hata kama ningekuwa mimi lazima ningeshtuka "successful in BED?????? wewe mtoto imekuaje?

 

[Lubaluka]

Super !!!

 

[sir None]

Duh

 

[Asprin]

Duh

Mmefukua makaburi tayari....

 

[daveemma21]

1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here." The message received by the wife was “I wish you were her."

3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake.

The salesman asked him what message he wanted put on the cake. He thought for a moment and said, "Put getting older but you are getting better". The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?" The man said ' Well...put "You are getting older" at the top and "but you are getting better" at the bottom.

When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake. It read: "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom"

Namba mbili

 

[ywf]

 

[sajumo]

boss alimpa manyakaz wake zawad ya peni nzuri sana siku maadhimisho y mwaka officini kwao
siku ya pili alimtumia sms yashukran
your penis good I enjoyed to use it thanks boss
kosa aliunganisha noun na conjuction mbaya zaid sms alisoma mke hiv nazungumza mume ana pop na yupo na timu ya usuluhishi ukweni