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Types Of Women

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Novatus, Jan 13, 2012.

  1. Novatus

    Novatus JF-Expert Member

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    There are three (3) types of women according to men's perspective.
    1. HOUSEWIFE'S
    Advantages
    * She stays home and takes care of kids and household chores.
    * She is always good in bed because she is never tired.
    * Will always cook a good meal (NO MacDonald)

    Disadvantages
    * you will never know what she does when you are at work.
    * She behaves like your mother when you come home late.
    * She bitches when you watch TV too long.
    * You can’t play your music loud.

    2. PROFESSIONAL / MILLENNIUM / WORKING – LADIES
    Advantages
    * SHE DOES NOT NEED YOUR MONEY.
    * She can lend you her car (latest model BMW/Volvo), u can boast to your
    friends that u have a connected chick!! Pssst!!!
    —You can even date other women with her car!!!
    * She has a credit and petrol card for u when u r down and out.

    Disadvantages
    * She is generally BAD IN BED. Its either she is too tired or doesn’t
    just feel like it (…and u wonder why we keep more than one of those at
    a time)
    * you’ll have take-away for dinner 6 times a week (AT LEAST!!)
    * She thinks she owns you; more than your mother does sometimes.
    * She hates your friends; u can’t even go to the stadium once a month.
    * She always tells you to get a better job, car, house etc. (the list
    goes on, COZ SHE MOST LIKELY EARNS MORE THAN YOU DO!!!)
    * You won’t have a life with this one. They have no respect; they will
    insult you / your mother in English and French nogal.

    * 3. GOLD DIGGERS (generally referred to as Weekend Accessories)
    Advantages
    * VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY GOOD IN BED (Holy Benjamin – Lord have mercy!!!Wow!!!!).
    * She is sexy isn’t she? DAMN!!!
    *To Make Matters Worse (Easy)She does Not Even Wear A Panty, You Got The Experience Mos!!!

    Disadvantages
    * She makes sure she leaves you penniless. (Airtime, lay-bye, dry clean,
    cosmetics)…and then spends the money on her 'real'
    boyfriend
    * She tells you she is on a pill, but she is pregnant within 3 months of
    the relationship, Beware Maintenance Court is in your don’t
    Forget Z3(Aids).
    * SHE makes you go to the matric dance !!!!
    *When ever there’s a misunderstanding, she’s quick to say you’re using
    her. (but it’s quite the opposite)
     
  2. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    GOLD DIGGERS (generally referred to as Weekend Accessories)
     
  3. Maundumula

    Maundumula JF-Expert Member

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    Hao wa kwanza ni hatari zaidi desperate housewives :lol:
     
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    sawabho JF-Expert Member

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    I better go for the 2nd category, of course, I may be insulted in front of my relative but receiving good plans and advice.......Category No.1 is as good as No. 3 as she may not be aware of the difficulties you are encountering when seeking for money.
     
  5. Mrembo

    Mrembo JF-Expert Member

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    not all category one are good in bed cause domestic work can get you very tired especially when you have young kids
     
  6. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    noted and approved!
     
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    Lady G JF-Expert Member

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    non of all the above
     
  8. Futota

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    Huyu ndiye nitamkaye mimi, Professional.
     
  9. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Na types of men?
     
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    Ave Ave Maria JF-Expert Member

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    Am neither of such types......and you should avoid me COMPLETELY!!!
     
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    Hute JF-Expert Member

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    i prefer the first group...
     
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    sirmudy JF-Expert Member

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    Hata mm pia, napenda group la mwanzo. raha ya ndoa ni kuliwazwa na sio machungu na kutukanwa kila siku....!
     
  13. Rutashubanyuma

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    ongeza................you are just a statistic gone mad.....................in their memory databank..........that you will never be alone in her love life...............she can pass diseases STD in particular.......................the list goes on and on................
     
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    Rutashubanyuma JF-Expert Member

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    this is a killer punch right down my chin.......................my gal ought to be fabulous in bed of all places..........
     
  15. Rutashubanyuma

    Rutashubanyuma JF-Expert Member

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    security in money remains delusional.................such thing never exists.............and insults belong to dogs........you must be one of them to endure them........
     
  16. Rutashubanyuma

    Rutashubanyuma JF-Expert Member

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    How I wish this to be true..................
     
  17. Rutashubanyuma

    Rutashubanyuma JF-Expert Member

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    what do you mean...................where is your trust?
     
  18. Rutashubanyuma

    Rutashubanyuma JF-Expert Member

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    if she really takes good care of kids she will be very tired in the night where it matters most....................at least to me.............

     
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