Types Of Women

[Novatus]

There are three (3) types of women according to men's perspective.
1. HOUSEWIFE'S
Advantages
* She stays home and takes care of kids and household chores.
* She is always good in bed because she is never tired.
* Will always cook a good meal (NO MacDonald)

Disadvantages
* you will never know what she does when you are at work.
* She behaves like your mother when you come home late.
* She bitches when you watch TV too long.
* You can’t play your music loud.

2. PROFESSIONAL / MILLENNIUM / WORKING – LADIES
Advantages
* SHE DOES NOT NEED YOUR MONEY.
* She can lend you her car (latest model BMW/Volvo), u can boast to your
friends that u have a connected chick!! Pssst!!!
—You can even date other women with her car!!!
* She has a credit and petrol card for u when u r down and out.

Disadvantages
* She is generally BAD IN BED. Its either she is too tired or doesn’t
just feel like it (…and u wonder why we keep more than one of those at
a time)
* you’ll have take-away for dinner 6 times a week (AT LEAST!!)
* She thinks she owns you; more than your mother does sometimes.
* She hates your friends; u can’t even go to the stadium once a month.
* She always tells you to get a better job, car, house etc. (the list
goes on, COZ SHE MOST LIKELY EARNS MORE THAN YOU DO!!!)
* You won’t have a life with this one. They have no respect; they will
insult you / your mother in English and French nogal.

* 3. GOLD DIGGERS (generally referred to as Weekend Accessories)
Advantages
* VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY GOOD IN BED (Holy Benjamin – Lord have mercy!!!Wow!!!!).
* She is sexy isn’t she? DAMN!!!
*To Make Matters Worse (Easy)She does Not Even Wear A Panty, You Got The Experience Mos!!!

Disadvantages
* She makes sure she leaves you penniless. (Airtime, lay-bye, dry clean,
cosmetics)…and then spends the money on her 'real'
boyfriend
* She tells you she is on a pill, but she is pregnant within 3 months of
the relationship, Beware Maintenance Court is in your don’t
Forget Z3(Aids).
* SHE makes you go to the matric dance !!!!
*When ever there’s a misunderstanding, she’s quick to say you’re using
her. (but it’s quite the opposite)

 

[Saint Ivuga]

GOLD DIGGERS (generally referred to as Weekend Accessories)

 

[Maundumula]

Hao wa kwanza ni hatari zaidi desperate housewives :lol:

 

[sawabho]

I better go for the 2nd category, of course, I may be insulted in front of my relative but receiving good plans and advice.......Category No.1 is as good as No. 3 as she may not be aware of the difficulties you are encountering when seeking for money.

 

[Mrembo]

not all category one are good in bed cause domestic work can get you very tired especially when you have young kids

 

[Masikini_Jeuri]

not all category one are good in bed cause domestic work can get you very tired especially when you have young kids

noted and approved!

 

[Lady G]

non of all the above

 

[Futota]

There are three (3) types of women according to men's perspective.
1. HOUSEWIFE'S
Advantages
* She stays home and takes care of kids and household chores.
* She is always good in bed because she is never tired.
* Will always cook a good meal (NO MacDonald)

Disadvantages
* you will never know what she does when you are at work.
* She behaves like your mother when you come home late.
* She bitches when you watch TV too long.
* You can't play your music loud.

2. PROFESSIONAL / MILLENNIUM / WORKING – LADIES
Advantages
* SHE DOES NOT NEED YOUR MONEY.
* She can lend you her car (latest model BMW/Volvo), u can boast to your
friends that u have a connected chick!! Pssst!!!
-You can even date other women with her car!!!
* She has a credit and petrol card for u when u r down and out.

Disadvantages
* She is generally BAD IN BED. Its either she is too tired or doesn't
just feel like it (…and u wonder why we keep more than one of those at
a time)
* you'll have take-away for dinner 6 times a week (AT LEAST!!)
* She thinks she owns you; more than your mother does sometimes.
* She hates your friends; u can't even go to the stadium once a month.
* She always tells you to get a better job, car, house etc. (the list
goes on, COZ SHE MOST LIKELY EARNS MORE THAN YOU DO!!!)
* You won't have a life with this one. They have no respect; they will
insult you / your mother in English and French nogal.

* 3. GOLD DIGGERS (generally referred to as Weekend Accessories)
Advantages
* VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY GOOD IN BED (Holy Benjamin – Lord have mercy!!!Wow!!!!).
* She is sexy isn't she? DAMN!!!
*To Make Matters Worse (Easy)She does Not Even Wear A Panty, You Got The Experience Mos!!!

Disadvantages
* She makes sure she leaves you penniless. (Airtime, lay-bye, dry clean,
cosmetics)…and then spends the money on her 'real'
boyfriend
* She tells you she is on a pill, but she is pregnant within 3 months of
the relationship, Beware Maintenance Court is in your don't
Forget Z3(Aids).
* SHE makes you go to the matric dance !!!!
*When ever there's a misunderstanding, she's quick to say you're using
her. (but it's quite the opposite)

Huyu ndiye nitamkaye mimi, Professional.

 

[Kongosho]

Na types of men?

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

Am neither of such types......and you should avoid me COMPLETELY!!!

 

[Hute]

i prefer the first group...

 

[sirmudy]

i prefer the first group...

Hata mm pia, napenda group la mwanzo. raha ya ndoa ni kuliwazwa na sio machungu na kutukanwa kila siku....!

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

Disadvantages
* She makes sure she leaves you penniless. (Airtime, lay-bye, dry clean,
cosmetics)…and then spends the money on her 'real'
boyfriend
* She tells you she is on a pill, but she is pregnant within 3 months of
the relationship, Beware Maintenance Court is in your don't
Forget Z3(Aids).
* SHE makes you go to the matric dance !!!!
*When ever there's a misunderstanding, she's quick to say you're using
her. (but it's quite the opposite)

ongeza................you are just a statistic gone mad.....................in their memory databank..........that you will never be alone in her love life...............she can pass diseases STD in particular.......................the list goes on and on................

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

Disadvantages
* She is generally BAD IN BED. Its either she is too tired or doesn't
just feel like it (…and u wonder why we keep more than one of those at
a time)

this is a killer punch right down my chin.......................my gal ought to be fabulous in bed of all places..........

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

I better go for the 2nd category, of course, I may be insulted in front of my relative but receiving good plans and advice.......Category No.1 is as good as No. 3 as she may not be aware of the difficulties you are encountering when seeking for money.

security in money remains delusional.................such thing never exists.............and insults belong to dogs........you must be one of them to endure them........

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

* SHE DOES NOT NEED YOUR MONEY.

How I wish this to be true..................

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

* you will never know what she does when you are at work.

what do you mean...................where is your trust?

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

* She is always good in bed because she is never tired.

if she really takes good care of kids she will be very tired in the night where it matters most....................at least to me.............