Types of sex

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

There are four kinds of sex :

1. HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

2. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

3. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say 'FU*CK YOU'

4. COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fu.ck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

 

[kaburunye]

MODS hii nashauri ipelekwe kwenye jukwaa la mapenzi.

 

[Ntemi Kazwile]

There are four kinds of sex :

1. HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

2. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

3. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say 'FU*CK YOU'

4. COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fu.ck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

Ha haaa, interesting!

 

[Mike 1234]

Hamisha ipeleke sehemu sorry mzee

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

hivi aina ile ya ku duu kwenye magari ambayo pia kuna waziri alikamatwa akiitumia kwenye parking lots za Sea Cliff inaitwaje?