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Types of sex

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Bujibuji, Jul 21, 2010.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    There are four kinds of sex :

    1. HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

    2. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

    3. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say 'FU*CK YOU'

    4. COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fu.ck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
     
  2. kaburunye

    kaburunye JF-Expert Member

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    MODS hii nashauri ipelekwe kwenye jukwaa la mapenzi.
     
  3. Ntemi Kazwile

    Ntemi Kazwile JF-Expert Member

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    Ha haaa, interesting!
     
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    Mike 1234 JF-Expert Member

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    Hamisha ipeleke sehemu sorry mzee
     
  5. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    hivi aina ile ya ku duu kwenye magari ambayo pia kuna waziri alikamatwa akiitumia kwenye parking lots za Sea Cliff inaitwaje?
     
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