There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS 1. HARD DISK Girls:Remember everything forever. 2. RAM Girls:Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREENSAVER Girls:just for looking. 4. INTERNET Girlsifficult to access. 5. SERVER Girls:Always busy when needed. 6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:Makes horrible things looks beautiful. 7. VIRUS:These are the wifes...even if you format they still remain in the system..