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Two-year degree for men for male arts degree!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Akili Unazo!, Nov 11, 2009.

  1. Akili Unazo!

    Akili Unazo! JF-Expert Member

    Nov 11, 2009
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    With the introduction of new courses at ARU next academic year' I happen to come across this new degree offered at the University of Marriage. TWO-YEAR DEGREE FOR MEN ~This is for those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - under the assumption that men should be trained for marriage. A new two-year degree is being offered at the University of Marriage that many of you should be interested in.That's right, in just six semesters, you too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

    Spring Schedule:

    MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
    MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
    MEN 103: PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
    MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things for Christmas

    Summer Schedule:
    MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
    MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting In at 3am
    MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
    EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook I
    EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
    ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers (core subject, has much weight)

    Fall Schedule:
    MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Jerk When You're Wrong
    MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
    MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex
    MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
    ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers (if you fail this subject - DISCO)

    Spring Schedule

    SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
    SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
    SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
    MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (Elective) (See Electives Below)

    Summer Schedule:
    MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
    MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
    MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
    MEN 213: Honestly, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
    MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important I

    Fall Schedule:
    MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
    MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions
    MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
    MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important II

    EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu
    EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils
    EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
    MEN 231: Mothers-in-law
    MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
    MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear"
    ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her (Cost comparison with 'Nyumba ndogo')
  2. Kisusi Mohammed

    Kisusi Mohammed JF-Expert Member

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