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two women in heaven!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ngulinho, Oct 18, 2011.

  1. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra.
    2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?

    1st woman: I froze to death.
    2nd woman: How horrible!
    :embarassed2:

    1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?
    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
    I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just kneeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Its long time joke but amaizing waoww
     
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    Cha Moto JF-Expert Member

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    kamkamata mwizi wake ahera!
     
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    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    kwahiyo hapo atamsamehe mwizi wake au itakuwaje?
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Sawa mkuu.
     
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    g.n.n JF-Expert Member

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    nimeipenda.
     
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    Makindi N JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaaaaaaaa! Wanawake noma..........
     
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    deez New Member

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    inabidi tuache wivu uliopitiliza
     
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    marejesho JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa walikutana vipi heaven wakati 1st woman alikufa dhambini?
     
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    Ngoma drooooo!
     
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    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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