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Two Things

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ngonalugali, Oct 7, 2008.

  1. Ngonalugali

    Ngonalugali JF-Expert Member

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    In this life we live there are two things involved.
    Is either you are a man or you are a woman..
    If you are a woman you are safe, if you are a man there are two things involved..
    Is either you are civilian or you are in military..
    If you are a civilian you are safe, if you are in military there are two things involved..
    Is either you are in the office or you are at battle front..
    If you are in the office you are safe, if you at war front there are two things involved..
    Is either you kill somebody or somebody kill you..
    If you kill somebody you are safe, if somebody kill you there are two things involved..
    Is either you are being burried or your body is used for manure..
    If you are being burried you are safe, if your body is being used for manure; there are two things involved..
    Is either you are used to grow plants, flowers or you are used for trees..
    If you are used for flowers you are safe, if you are used for trees there are two things involved..
    Is either you are being used to make furniture, or you are used to make papers and tissue papers..
    If you are used to make furniture you are safe, if you are used for tissue papers there are two things involved..
    Is either you are being used by a man or you are being used by a woman..
    If you are being used by a man you are safe, but if you are being used by a woman there are two things involved..
    Is either she use you from the back or she use you from the front..
    If you are being used from the back you are safe, if you are being used from the front there are two things involved..
    Is either you contact gonorrhea or you contact HIV..
    If you contact gonorrhea you are safe, but if you contact HIV there is only one thing involved...
    YOU WILL DIE.

    Try to live safe!!!!!!
     
  2. LazyDog

    LazyDog JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna video yake.
    I can't watch youtube videos, try this ('m not sure it is the one)

    [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2FJAGOrh5o[/media]



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  3. Ngonalugali

    Ngonalugali JF-Expert Member

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    Keep enjoying!!!!!!!
     
  4. Calnde

    Calnde JF-Expert Member

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    how can a person die twice?illogical
     
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