Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

..........two things involved........

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Dotowangu, Jan 24, 2012.

  1. D

    Dotowangu JF-Expert Member

    #1
    Jan 24, 2012
    Joined: Nov 14, 2011
    Messages: 242
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 0
    You know.....in this Tz we live there are two things involved....
    • either you become a face book fan of JF fan..If you are face book fan you are safe..but if you are JF fan, there are two things involved,
    • either you post new topic or comment on other's post... If you post a new topic you are safe..but if comment on other's post two things are involved.......
    • either you post humbly or you post arrogantly... if you post humbly you are safe.....but if post arrogantly two things are involved...
    • either your post will be moderated /deleted or you get banned....if your post is deleted you are safe, but if you get banned two things are involved,
    • either they banned for a short period of time or you get an everlasting ban...If they ban you for short period of time you are safe because some times in future u will be allowed to join JF.. but if you get an everlasting ban.. two things involved,
    • either you will enter jf as a guest or u compose another ID.....If you compose another ID.. you are safe but if you enter JF as a guest for sure you wont enjoy JF............endelezeni wadau...
     
  2. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

    #2
    Jan 24, 2012
    Joined: Oct 3, 2011
    Messages: 5,724
    Likes Received: 54
    Trophy Points: 145
    Sasa mbona umemaliza tayari!!!
     
  3. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

    #3
    Jan 24, 2012
    Joined: Apr 29, 2009
    Messages: 16,234
    Likes Received: 101
    Trophy Points: 145
    Fanya editing ya kazi yako!
    Ilivyo hapo haipendezi!
     
  4. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

    #4
    Jan 24, 2012
    Joined: Dec 15, 2010
    Messages: 5,618
    Likes Received: 6
    Trophy Points: 0
    Dans la vie il y a deux cas... mais si tu n'es plus dans JF il n'y a qu'un seul cas, tu n'es pas de ton temps dé!
     
  5. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

    #5
    Jan 24, 2012
    Joined: Apr 29, 2009
    Messages: 16,234
    Likes Received: 101
    Trophy Points: 145
    Ndio nini RL?
     
  6. Buggy

    Buggy JF-Expert Member

    #6
    Jan 24, 2012
    Joined: Oct 30, 2010
    Messages: 239
    Likes Received: 3
    Trophy Points: 0
    Hata haifurahishi! ume-copy and paste kichekesho cha Mnigeria anaitwa Basket Mouth!
     
  7. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

    #7
    Jan 24, 2012
    Joined: Dec 15, 2010
    Messages: 5,618
    Likes Received: 6
    Trophy Points: 0
    Ni joke ya kifaransa from Ivory coast, ikapelekwa nigeria, sasa naona inakuja na TZ. ukiiskia kwenye radio it is funny.
     
  8. Mmasi

    Mmasi Senior Member

    #8
    Jan 24, 2012
    Joined: Oct 26, 2011
    Messages: 164
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 33
    Kuwa Chadema ni safe lkn Ccm kuna mambo mawili kujivua gamba au kuwa fisadi,Kujivua gamba ni safe lkn kuwa Fisadi kuna mambo mawili kufisadi Vijisenti au kuvunga kununua Rada, Kununua Rada ni safe Kusema Vijisenti kuna mambo mawili kugawana 10% au kupelekwa mahakamani kupelekwa mahakamani ni safe kugawana 10% kuna mambo mawili kuwa na vitambi au kukiua chama Vitambi ni safe kukiua chama kuna mambo mawili Chadema ishike nchi au Cuf,CHADEMA NI SAFE. go on please!
     
  9. D

    Dotowangu JF-Expert Member

    #9
    Jan 24, 2012
    Joined: Nov 14, 2011
    Messages: 242
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 0
    umetisha mkuuu...
     
  10. D

    Dotowangu JF-Expert Member

    #10
    Jan 24, 2012
    Joined: Nov 14, 2011
    Messages: 242
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 0
    hivi naigeria nako kuna jf
     
  11. The Fixer

    The Fixer JF-Expert Member

    #11
    Jan 24, 2012
    Joined: Mar 3, 2008
    Messages: 1,362
    Likes Received: 9
    Trophy Points: 135
    Ni kweli Basket Mouth ni bonge la Comedian yaani aana vuja mbavu mbayaaaa...........!!
     
  12. Maayo

    Maayo JF-Expert Member

    #12
    Jan 24, 2012
    Joined: Jul 21, 2011
    Messages: 319
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 33
    We mkaare!
     
  13. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

    #13
    Jan 24, 2012
    Joined: Aug 5, 2011
    Messages: 5,560
    Likes Received: 2
    Trophy Points: 0
    oh la la c'est vra madamei!je te manque.
     
  14. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

    #14
    Jan 24, 2012
    Joined: Aug 5, 2011
    Messages: 5,560
    Likes Received: 2
    Trophy Points: 0
    oh la la c'est vrai madame!je te manque.
     
  15. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

    #15
    Jan 24, 2012
    Joined: Dec 20, 2011
    Messages: 7,819
    Likes Received: 542
    Trophy Points: 280
    Good! Very imaginative.Cant continue where you left off!
     
  16. Titans

    Titans JF-Expert Member

    #16
    Jan 24, 2012
    Joined: Dec 31, 2010
    Messages: 601
    Likes Received: 269
    Trophy Points: 80
    hawezi copy and paste spoken words..amekua creative dont disapoint him/her..
     
Loading...