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Two Nuns

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Masikini_Jeuri, Feb 15, 2011.

  1. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    There were two nuns...

    One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

    It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

    SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

    SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

    SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?

    SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

    SM: It's not working.

    SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

    SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

    SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

    So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

    Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

    Then Sister Logical arrives.

    SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

    SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

    SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

    SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

    SM: And?

    SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

    SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

    SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

    SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

    SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

    SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

    SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?

    A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

    And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!
     
  2. Masika

    Masika JF-Expert Member

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    waoo,at first it looks dirty but at last beautifully,thanks
     
  3. Novatus

    Novatus JF-Expert Member

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    Ama kweli fablous
     
  4. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Duh SL ana akili kweli kamuacha jamaa pabaya katoka nduki
     
  5. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

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    Lolz...
     
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    ehehehehe, vele fane
     
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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Repetition!
     
  8. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahaah!
     
  9. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Where are Hail marry's Masika?
     
  10. The Son of Man

    The Son of Man JF-Expert Member

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    Umenikumbusha hii attachment unaweza kumisjudge! Hebu icheki vizuri!
     

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    Hahahaa.
     
  12. Fixed Point

    Fixed Point JF Bronze Member

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    hata mimi nimeshajisemea Hail Mary zangu 2.
    thanx anyway
     
  13. BIN BOR

    BIN BOR JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe unasema repetition na umekopi joke yangu ya padri kumkimbia muumini!!!!!!!!!!
     
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