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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Babu Lao, Feb 15, 2011.

  1. Babu Lao

    Babu Lao JF-Expert Member

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    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I froze to death.

    2nd woman: How horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began

    to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband

    was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I

    found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I

    started running all over the house looking.

    I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I

    went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

    I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so

    exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
  2. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha........thanks!:laugh::laugh:
  3. Mohammed Shossi

    Mohammed Shossi Verified User

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    Hahahahahaha nice one..............
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    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    duuu.... Kumbe
  6. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ha ha ha ha!!
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    Fixed Point JF Bronze Member

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    inawezekaa wote wangekuwa wamekufa kwa kifo kingine
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha
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    Ukwaju JF Bronze Member

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    Du sasa mgoni wake kampata na wapo ahera jamaa kabaki je? analia anacheka hii kiboko
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    ha hahaaaaaaa uwiiiiiiii mbavu zangu mie sitaki kucheka!!