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Twelve Priests

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bubu Msemaovyo, May 22, 2008.

  1. Bubu Msemaovyo

    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

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    Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up, nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

    The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and eleven other bells began to ring......
  2. Fidel80

    Fidel80 JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha si mchezo hiyo haipo kabisa just a joke is Ok....kwani kuwa priest lazima kitu kifunction sawa sawa lasivyo hupati kabisaaaa....