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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nambe, Apr 27, 2012.

  1. Nambe

    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    mama alitoka job, kuingia tu ndan mwanae mdogo kampokea na kumwambia mamy subr nikuammbie kitu, mama akamkatisha, akamwambia utaniambia baadae coz saa hz naenda kupika, akiwa anapika mtoto kaanza "mama leo...." mama akamkatisha tena, bas baadae wakiwa wamekaa wote dining wanakula yaan familia nzima mtoto akanzisha tena, "mama bas leo alikuja auntie Rose akamkuta dady...., mama akaitikia ahaaaaa, mtoto akaendelea baba akambeba akamkalisha pale akionesha mezani, mama enhe, (hapo baba chakula kishakuwa kichungu), mtoto akaendelea halafu akambeba tena akampeleka chumbani kwetu(mtoto alikuwa bado analala na wazaz), kisha akamvua nguo, ( hapo baba jasho linamtoka mwili mzima akijua kaumbuka)mama kwa hasira enhe ikawaje, mtoto akasema akamlaza kitandani, na yy akavua nguo halaf akamlalia wakaanza kucheza kama we unavyochezaga na uncle John......................hahahaaa, unahc nini kilifuatia hapo,
     
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    Wee mtot utawauwa wazazi wako kwa presha! Duuu!
     
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    Teh...
     
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    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Nahisi kabla hajamalizia kutamka '...john..', mama alimnasa kofi kwa 'kumvunjia' heshima baba yake.
     
  5. Nambe

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    hapo yy kwa raha zake anachekelea wakat tu hajui kasheshe aliyoisababisha
     
  6. Nambe

    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh hapo mama hasira yote ilishuka akawa mdogo ka piriton, hakutegemea hlo
     
  7. ISSA SHARAFI

    ISSA SHARAFI JF-Expert Member

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    Duh hiyo hot maana wote wameumbuka.
     
  8. Nambe

    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh
     
  9. Nambe

    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo ni ngoma droo
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha ahha umenikumbusha ngoma ya profesa J ....aliyeuziwa cheni kauza cheni ya bandia naye aliyenunua cheni nae katoa hela bandia tuliozoea mji tunasema ngoma droo...huyo mtoto ni mwanadiplomasia
     
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    Hivi mods mmeshindwa kabisa kutuwekea kitufe cha like tunaotumia mchina?
     
  13. Nambe

    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaaaaa, yah mtoto anajitambua, kawaweka kati, nani ana ubavu wa kumnyooshea mwenzie kidole sasa coz wote wasaliti
     
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    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh, inabd watufikiria bana
     
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    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    Asante mkuu
     
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    Nimeshindwa!
     
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    Haa,haa,ha...
    Nimecheka mpaka mpaka ,,dogo kastuka hapa..
     
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