tutakuja kuuana humu.

[Dr Lizzy]

Lizzy ujue nilikupenda sana,halafu vya ukweli?

Mbona sasa hukuwahi kunihonga?!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

hiyo niniliyu ya kumniniliyiya unayo? Nasikia too much overuse mpaka kamebakia kapenseli,kwi kwi kwu kwi....ndo mana Amyner alikuacha akaenda kwa Nyani Ngabu.

My mini-me is gonna be a born stunna!

Money money money money baaags....

 

[Dena Amsi]

achana na Dena Amsi kataka nimwoe mdogo wake nimekataa.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Dena Amsi]

we nae kwa kukremu!

Muhimu kukremu...................

 

[Remmy]

ruttashobolwa mwambie Bishanga asinizoee tena na wala asijipendekeze kwa mpenzi wangu The secretary
Ujumbe kwa Remmy
'Nitakupenda daima kama ninavyompenda Amyner '

Umefika. Lakini sirudi nyuma.

 

[Erickb52]

ndo natoka usingiZini za toka juzi? kuna nini?

Huku niko nakumiss tu love

 

[Erickb52]

Umefika. Lakini sirudi nyuma.

Hurudi wapi?
Kwa PakaJimmy au wapi?
Miss you sana Remmy wangu

 

[Remmy]

Hurudi wapi?
Kwa PakaJimmy au wapi?
Miss you sana Remmy wangu

PakaJimmy alikuwa wangu kwani? Mbona sina kumbukumbu.
Miss you my dia

 

[Bishanga]

I knocked up your wife....teh teh teh....

She is gonna have a mini-me...teh teh teh....

si mpaka?

 

[Bishanga]

Mbona sasa hukuwahi kunihonga?!

mara hii umesahau shopping niliyokupiga gold souk dubai?

 

[The secretary]

kumbe umenikabidhi kwa idhini yako kwa Erickb52 yakinishinda nitarudi

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

si mpaka?

I will forever be the monster in the closet of your mind.

 

[Bishanga]

I will forever be the monster in the closet of your mind.

nikuwekee spika usikie mirindimo ya phina?

 

[Bishanga]

kumbe umenikabidhi kwa idhini yako kwa Erickb52 yakinishinda nitarudi

uliapa hutoweza kunikosea,
na uliapa mbele ya ndugu zako,
na hii thread uliyoiandika,
utanieleza nini The secretary wangu.
Hayo ni makusudi
wala sio bahati mbaya
ila wewe wataka kuniudhi.
Oh TS sipendi maudhi hayo
oh TS sipendi karaha hizo.
(source:mbaraka mwinshehe,song 'Tina').

 

[Bishanga]

We Bishanga, kwani habari yako na Theo pistol imeishia wapi!!? au ndo ulitoswa!!?

acha uchonganishi,Theo who??

 

[Erickb52]

kumbe umenikabidhi kwa idhini yako kwa Erickb52 yakinishinda nitarudi

Hayawezi kukushinda The secretary we relux kula raha love!

 

[dazipozi]

watu bwana hahahahahaahha dah!Mx

 

[Catherine]

hubby utajasutwa wallah, Catherine si kaolewa na Mentor??

nasikitika kutangaza kuwa mmeo Asprin anazeeka akili badala ya mwili.

 

[BlackBerry]

Majuto ya nini? Unamjua Madame B? Ni shemejio kwa ruttashobolwa. Ukimmendea mtauana na nduguyo.

Mungu wangu hii ndio asprin na bishanga mnapigania? na mmemuwekea picha bazazi mwingine akiona chinene hii lazima awake tuuu