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Tusome ujumbe.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ngoshwe, Jun 28, 2010.

  1. ngoshwe

    ngoshwe JF-Expert Member

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    JAMANI! TUWE TUNASOMA UJUMBE MARA TUUPATAPO!!!

    Mgonjwa mmoja mahututi alikuwa
    hawezi kuongea, alipofikishwa hospitalini akawekewa oxgen.


    Mchungaji akaja kumuombea.
    WAKATI AKIOMBEWA, yule mgonjwa
    akachukua kalamu na karatasi,
    Akaandika haraka haraka na akampa yule Mchungaji. Ambaye
    badala ya kuisoma ile karatasi, akaitia kwenye
    mfuko wa joho na kuendelea na maombi hadi
    yule mgonjwa, AKAKATA ROHO.
    Mchungaji hakuisoma ile karatasi akijua kua
    ni wosia wa marehemu. Akasubiri baada ya
    mazishi kwenye kikao cha ndugu akasema;
    "KUNA KITU NILIPEWA NA MAREHEMU SIKU
    NILIYOKUA NAMUOMBEA"
    Akampa mmoja wa wanandugu akisome.
    Haya ndiyo yaliyokuwa yameandikwa na
    yule mgonjwa:
    "UMEKANYAGA WAYA WA OXYGEN,
    NAKOSA HEWA"
     
  2. mayenga

    mayenga JF-Expert Member

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    oooooooooooooooooooh! POOR PASTOR!
     
  3. chloe.obrain

    chloe.obrain JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee, inasikitisha sana.
     
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    blackpepper JF-Expert Member

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    kweli eeeh angepona....................oooh
     
  5. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    mbona huyo mgonjwa alikuwa makini kiasi hicho..!...Lakini namshangaa kama aliweza kuchukua karatasi na kalamu mahala vilipokuwa na kuandika ujumbe huo alishindwaje kuusukuma mguu wa huyo padiri na kuutoa kwenye hiyo dripu?
     
  6. Lutala

    Lutala JF-Expert Member

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    kamata pastor mara moja kwa kuua
     
  7. Domhome

    Domhome JF-Expert Member

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    Nadhani hasira na machungu ya wanandugu yote yataelekezwa kwa Kasisi. Ila nahakika he/she will never ever repeat the same mistake again.
     
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    cc_africa Senior Member

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    Vp alikuwa mahututi halafu achukue kalamu na karatasi.... Amakweli vuvuzela
     
  9. Njaa

    Njaa JF-Expert Member

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    hahahhahaha
     
  10. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    Ujumbe mzuri.............lakini umetumia hali isiyo halisi kuufikisha! In real life sometimes it happens.....see the IDES OF March detailing the assassination of Julius Caesar
     
  11. Kamaka

    Kamaka JF-Expert Member

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    Teh, teh
     
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