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Tusihukumu mapema ....

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by HorsePower, Mar 9, 2012.

  1. HorsePower

    HorsePower JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna mtu ameniforwadia hii email hapa chini ....

    Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.
    From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

    She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
    Once she's done, with a sense of pride and satisfaction she goes to the kitchen to have a drink,
    As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
    Hi darling" he says....
    Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope u have said Hello.


    Ungekuwa ni wewe ndiyo huyo dada, ungefanyaje?

    Message: NEVER ACT IN HASTE NO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS

     
  2. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Ufanyeje tena?
    Ni kuita watu wa burial services tu.
     
  3. HorsePower

    HorsePower JF-Expert Member

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    Ni noma saaana!
     
  4. TUNTEMEKE

    TUNTEMEKE JF-Expert Member

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    ntalia cjui
     
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    Possibles JF-Expert Member

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    Kha!Ndo mwanzo wa kuingia kwenye ulokole sasa
     
  6. C

    Cul Naf Member

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    Hapo lazima uzimie kwanza...
     
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