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Tumezidi kuchakachua sana

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bramo, Aug 9, 2011.

  1. Bramo

    Bramo JF Bronze Member

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    Death came to a guy and said, "my friend, today is your day". The guy said, "but I am not ready". Death said, "well you are next on my list".

    So the guy told death, " that's ok; why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go". Death said, " alright then".

    The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell asleep. The guy removed his name from top of the list to the bottom of the list.

    So when death woke up, he said to the guy, “I will start from the bottom of the list because you have been so nice to me".
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    Mwita Maranya JF-Expert Member

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    Karry JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh ndo dawa ya kuchakachua hiyo
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    mjasiria JF-Expert Member

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    Dah hii kali sana wadau, yaani nimecheka sana.