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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mchonga, Mar 21, 2012.

  1. mchonga

    mchonga JF-Expert Member

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    Bakari hodari, kaenda safari, kamkuta kimamba ktk .............
     
  2. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Bakari hodari kaenda safari yoh,
    Katika safari kashinda hatari yoh,
    Mama yake Bakari kapata habari yoh,
    Kasema hodari mwanangu Bakari yoh,
    Tunajua ya kwamba atajigamba kumpiga kimamba yoh...
     
  3. m

    mkazamjomba Member

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    najua vizazi vipya mmewatoa kapa
     
  4. jchofachogenda

    jchofachogenda JF-Expert Member

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    Karudi baba mmoja toka safari ya mbali,kavimba yote mapaja na kutetemeka mwili. Watoto wake wakaja ili kumtaka hali, wakataka na kauli iwafae maishani. Akajibu mgonjwa ninaumwa kwelikweli,hata kama nikichanjwa haitoki homa kali. MEMBER MWINGINE AENDELEZE
     
  5. Nish

    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    If kantai can tie a tie and untie a tie why cant i tie a tie and untie a tie...malizia
     
  6. ceekay

    ceekay JF-Expert Member

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    Why cant I tie a tie and untie a tie as Kantai?
     
  7. Nish

    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    as kantai can tie a tie and untie a tie
     
  8. Negrodemus

    Negrodemus JF Gold Member

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    Saa ya babu mzee yaenda vizur sasa ni miaka sitini na saba .. Nimesahau.
     
  9. Lord K

    Lord K JF-Expert Member

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  10. Kamaka

    Kamaka JF-Expert Member

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    duh!umenifungulia folder la zamani sana kwenye brain.ok lets go...-


    ni ndefu kuliko mzee mwenyewe,lkn yeye ni mzee siku ile azaliwa,na ile saa yanunuliwa,ikamfurahisha daima.tisini miaka we,tiki taka,haichoki kulia we tik taka,ila tu basi haiendi tenaa-akifa mzee.
     
  11. The secretary

    The secretary JF-Expert Member

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    Makari hodari na sio bakari kampiga kimamba katika miamba
     
  12. pepim

    pepim JF-Expert Member

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    Haya haya, unaikumbuka na hii.Juma ni mtoto mtundu sana,aliposikia kwamba ukifuata nyuki utakula asali..malizia hiyo.
     
  13. mkudeson

    mkudeson Senior Member

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    Peter Pipper has picked a pepper. who picked a pepper, Peter Pipper has picked a pepper.
     
  14. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Namkumbuka BULICHEKA na mikasa yake...endelea...
     
  15. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Mi nilikuwa kilaza bana.....
    Hapa nazikumbuka zile picha za noti za shs 5 na 10. Nilikuwa natamani nizikate na kiwembe nikanunue banzoka.
    ... Kingine labda ni stori ya msela wangu Paulo Mchafu.
    ... Na wale masela waliotumwa wakatafute kile kitu,kifupi lakini kirefu. Kinaishi lakini hakionekani. Kidogo lakini kikubwa.....
     
  16. kinyoba

    kinyoba JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu nimeukumbuka huu wimbo na naona unaufahamu vizuri. Hebu malizia basi ili tuwe sambamba.. Kuna vitabu vingine aliitwa MAKARI badala ya BAKARI
     
  17. Jmturu

    Jmturu Member

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    Song of lawino:my husband's tongue is bitter.
     
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    cylivester Senior Member

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    This tyme 2moro
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    Bakht Member

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    Watoto wake wakaja ili kumtaka hali,wakataka na kauli iwafae maishan,akatamka mgonjwa ninaumwa kwelikwel hata km nikicha
     
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    Bakht Member

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    Mwakumbuka ckulamba sukar?
     
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