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Discussion in 'Jukwaa la Siasa' started by Bujibuji, Nov 11, 2011.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    1. Kwanini uhangaike na fotokopi wakati urijino ipo? - Mrisho Kikwete

    2. Ukitaka kula lazima na wewe uliwe- Kikwete.

    3. Ugonjwa huu umekaa pahala pabaya. - Ali Hassan Mwinyi.

    4. Ukila nyama ya mtu utaendelea kula tu- J. K. Nyerere

    nakaribisha wazee wa hotuba za kimataifa mkaribie kumwaga mambo
     
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    MAMENGAZI JF-Expert Member

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    ruksaaa, mwenye panya wake, mwenye mhogo wake, mwenye nguruwe wake ruksaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    huyu anajulikana
     
  3. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Ikulu ni mahali patakatifu- Mtakatifu J. K Nyerere
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Watanzania mna wivu wa kike- mkapa
     
  5. Consigliere

    Consigliere JF-Expert Member

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    Wananchi wa ukerewe mmejaaliwa kisiwa kizuri lakini kasoro yake ni kuwa hakina minazi.
    Na kisiwa bila mnazi ni kama mwanamke bila shanga - Mzee ruksa.
    Kauli hii aliitoa mwishoni mwa miaka ya themanini alipoongea na wananchi wa ukerewe na kuahi kuwapelekea miche ya minazi ahadi ambayo aliitimiza.
     
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    Smartboy JF-Expert Member

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    Serikali corrupt haikusanyi kodi.
    Jk nyerere
    watoto wa kike wanaopata mimba shuleni ni kihelehele chao.
    Jakaya.
    Wingi wa magari Dsm unaonyesha wanachi wameendelea sana.
    Jakaya.
     
  7. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    huyu baba alikuwa anawaza uke tu muda wake wote wa kufikiria
     
  8. Who Cares?

    Who Cares? JF-Expert Member

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    "UKISIKIA MIE NI BABA YAKO UTAANDIKA"?......Mwl J.K. Nyerere akijibu swali la kizushi aliloulizwa na mwandishi mmoja wa habari wa magazeti ya kenya- "Nasikia wewe ni dikteta"
     
  9. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Taxation with representation ain't so hot
    either. ~Gerald Barzan
    Taxes, after all, are dues that we pay for the
    privileges of membership in an organized
    society. ~Franklin D. Roosevelt
    The taxpayer - that's someone who works
    for the federal government but doesn't have
    to take the civil service examination.
    ~Ronald Reagan
    America is a land of taxation that was
    founded to avoid taxation. ~Laurence J.
    Peter
    I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States;
    the only thing is, I could be just as proud for
    half the money. ~Arthur Godfrey
    The United States has a system of taxation
    by confession. ~Hugo Black
    Why does a slight tax increase cost you two
    hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut
    save you thirty cents? ~Peg Bracken
    The income tax has made more liars out of
    the American people than golf has. Even
    when you make a tax form out on the level,
    you don't know when it's through if you are
    a crook or a martyr. ~Will Rogers
    Unquestionably, there is progress. The
    average American now pays out twice as
    much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
    ~H.L. Mencken
    The nation should have a tax system that
    looks like someone designed it on purpose.
    ~William Simon
    We must care for each other more, and tax
    each other less. ~Bill Archer
    The expenses of government, having for
    their object the interest of all, should be
    borne by everyone, and the more a man
    enjoys the advantages of society, the more
    he ought to hold himself honored in
    contributing to those expenses. ~Anne
    Robert Jacques Turgot
    Be wary of strong drink. It can make you
    shoot at tax collectors... and miss. ~Robert
    Heinlein
    The art of taxation consists in so plucking
    the goose as to get the most feathers with
    the least hissing. ~Jean Baptist Colbert,
    attributed
    What at first was plunder assumed the
    softer name of revenue. ~Thomas Paine
    Did you ever notice that when you put the
    words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells
    "THEIRS?" ~Author Unknown
    We have long had death and taxes as the
    two standards of inevitability. But there are
    those who believe that death is the
    preferable of the two. "At least," as one man
    said, "there's one advantage about death; it
    doesn't get worse every time Congress
    meets." ~Erwin N. Griswold
    Income tax returns are the most imaginative
    fiction being written today. ~Herman Wouk
    Capital punishment: The income tax. ~Jeff
    Hayes
    If the Lord loveth a cheerful giver, how he
    must hate the taxpayer! ~John Andrew
    Holmes
    Of course the truth is that the
    congresspersons are too busy raising
    campaign money to read the laws they
    pass. The laws are written by staff tax nerds
    who can put pretty much any wording they
    want in there. I bet that if you actually read
    the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax Code,
    you'd find at least one sex scene ("'Yes, yes,
    YES!' moaned Vanessa as Lance, his taut
    body moist with moisture, again and again
    depreciated her adjusted gross rate of
    annualized fiscal debenture"). ~Dave Barry
     
  10. Kimbunga

    Kimbunga Platinum Member

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    Acheni wivu wa kike - Pius Msekwa alipokuwa akijitetea baada ya kubanwa kuwa yeye ni Spika wa Bunge na huku ni Mwenyekiti wa Bodi ya Wakurugenzi wa Vodacom Tanzania.
     
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    Ikwanja JF-Expert Member

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    naenda kuwandalia makao - MAkamba,

    Umeme hakuna, kwani mi Mungu - jakaya

    Kwanini TZ Maskini , sijui - Kikwete
     
  12. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    mwenye nukuu za Makamba atumwagie, maana yule babu alikuwa ni kinara wa kuongea pumba
     
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    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    haka kazee kalikuwa kanajua maswali atakayoulizwa alafu kanaandaa majibu kabisa, dah!
     
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    Marytina JF-Expert Member

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    Sijui kwa nini Tanzania NI MASIKINI-JK
     
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    Consigliere JF-Expert Member

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    Unajifanya kuongea ongea sasa hutfaidi kwani mtoto mkaidi huwa hafaidi - akimuambia Nape Nnauye mbele ya waandishi baada ya Nape kuibua scandal ya mradi wa ujenzi wa jengo la UVCCM.
    Si mnaona siku hizi nazidi kupendeza tofauti na nilivyokuwa serikalini kule njaa tu hakuna kitu, njooni kwenye chama si mnaona....-alikuwa akiwaambia waandishi wa habari.
    Wakiongea kwenye simu na mmoja wa wagombea Ubunge wakat wa mchujo baada ya kura za maoni mjini Dodoma;
    Ma-rope (akizuia kuonana naye ili kutozu tafrani japo waliku karibu akaamua kupiga simu); Eti Ndungu wewe si ni raia?
    Ndungu (akiwa ndani ya suti yake nyeusi); eeer... Ndiyo mzee kwani vp huko?
    Ma-rope: Eti wanasema uliukana urai ukachukua wa sauzi, kwani kuna mtu mwenye ushahidi na hili?
    Ndungu: hapana mzee....
     
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    CHIETH Senior Member

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    [SIZE=-1]I always believe that ultimately, if people are paying attention, then we get good government and good leadership. And when we get lazy, as a democracy and civically start taking shortcuts, then it results in bad government and politics.[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=-1]BARACK OBAMA, Sep. 25, 2006 [/SIZE]
     
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    MZARAMO1 Member

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    ''Ccm siyo baba yangu wala mama yangu kama ni hivyo bora nurudi kwetu butiama nikaendelee kuchunga mbuzi'' Nyerere J.K
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Kawawa funika kikombe- Nyerere
     
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    Puppy JF-Expert Member

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    "wanafunzi kupata mimba mashuleni ni viherehere vyao"
    "ukitaka kula lazima uliwe kidogo"
    "mbayuwayu akili za kupewa changanya na zako"
     
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    Mponjori JF-Expert Member

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    ilichakachuliwa hii.
     
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