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Tukumbushane hii... Why I hate visiting rich people!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mkare, Jan 3, 2011.

  1. M

    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Reason why i never visit rich people!!!

    [FONT="]Him[/FONT][FONT="]: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?"[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Me[/FONT][FONT="]: "tea please"[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Him[/FONT][FONT="]: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Me[/FONT][FONT="]: " Ceylon tea"[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Him[/FONT][FONT="]: "How would you like it ? Black or white?"[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Me[/FONT][FONT="]: "white"[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Him[/FONT][FONT="]: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Me[/FONT][FONT="]: "With milk "[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Him[/FONT][FONT="]: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Me[/FONT][FONT="]: "With cow milk please.[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Him[/FONT][FONT="]: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Me[/FONT][FONT="]: " Um, I'll take it black. "[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Him[/FONT][FONT="]: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Me[/FONT][FONT="]: "With sugar"[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Him[/FONT][FONT="]: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Me[/FONT][FONT="]: "Cane sugar "[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Him[/FONT][FONT="]: " White , brown or yellow sugar ?"[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Me[/FONT][FONT="]: "Forget about tea, just give me a glass of water instead.!"[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Him[/FONT][FONT="]: "Mineral water or still water ? "[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Me[/FONT][FONT="]: "Mineral water"[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Him[/FONT][FONT="]: "Flavored[/FONT][FONT="] or non-flavored ?"[/FONT][FONT="]
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    [FONT="]Me[/FONT][FONT="]: "Shit! I'll rather die of thirst":angry::angry::angry::angry:[/FONT]
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    I Love Humanity But I Hate People who make simple things look too complex. I just wanted it in a mug.That was it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/FONT]
     
  2. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Next time sema huitaji chochote!
     
  3. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahah lol sina hamu:laugh::laugh:
     
  4. NILHAM RASHED

    NILHAM RASHED JF-Expert Member

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    then maswali yoote hayo ukifanikiwa basi kama ni chai wapewa nus kikombe kama maji bas nusu glass...
     
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    bucho JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh teh teh
     
  6. M

    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha... Yaani. Mbona kujuta...
     
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