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Tukio la aibu! Sintolisahau!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mzee, Sep 10, 2011.

  1. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna skuli nilikuwa nafundisha baada ya kumaliza form six. Nilikuwa nafundisha Physics&Mathematics. Nilikuwa mwl mdogo kuliko wote pale shule. Pia nilikuwa karibu sana na wanafunzi. Mabinti walinipenda sana, nami niliwapokea na kuwapa ushauri kama wadogo zangu.

    The way nilivyokuwa nawachukulia, walihisi nimesha fall in love, kila mmoja akawa anatangaza kivyake, si mabinti wote, ila mabinti wengi wa kidato cha pili na cha tatu walinizoea sana. Wapo waliodiriki hata kuniletea vizawadi, kama miwa na matunda, kwakuwa nilikuwa nakaa mwenyewe nyumba za shule nilizipokea.

    Kuna siku wanafunzi wawili wa kidato cha pili walipigana, kisa mwl Ibwe,... Kesho yake wazazi wakaja shule kutatua matatizo ya watoto wao.
    Lilikuwa bonge la aibu kuanzia shule na hata mtaani. Sintolisahau.

    Wewe Mwana Jf mwenzangu tukio gani la aibu hautolisahau?
     
  2. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna kitu hapo tuweke wazi
     
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    Bulah JF-Expert Member

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    Yalinikuta kama yako kabisa... Mabinti wa 4m 2 na 4m 3 tabu sana kuwafundisha,
     
  4. j

    jigili Senior Member

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    Sintosahau kuna siku walikuja kwangu kwa mara ya kwanza mama mkwe,Shemeji zangu 2 na shangazi yake wife,Basi baada ya maongezi ya siku nzima waliaga kwa kuwa wanarudi walikofikia nyumbani kwa mjomba wa mke wangu! Mzee niliamua kuwasindikiza nikiwa nimepiga kanzu, pamoja nami kulikuwa na mama mzazi na wadogo zangu wawili ambao tuliungana kuwasindikiza wageni.

    Baada ya kufika kituo cha daladala niliamua kuwachukulia taxi badala ya daladala niliwaomba wanisubiri kidogo mzee kimya kimya nilienda kuelewana na dereva taxi ng'ambo ya pili ya barabara alikubali kuwapeleka kwa Tsh 15,000/- Fasta nikaja kuwashtua wapande, wakati wanaanza kupanda niliona muda muafaka wa kumalizana na dereva!

    Mzee ile kuzama kwenye kanzu kumbe mfuko umetoboka pesa hakuna, natizama pensi ya ndani nikaibuka na pesa pungufu 14,000/- ndugu niliokuwa nao wote hawana hata sentano! Du mwanaume nikamvaa fasta dereva dirishani nikamnong'oneza kuwa nimedondosha pesa na pesa iliyobaki ipo pungufu, bahati nzuri alikuwa muelewana akapokea la sivyo angeanza kubisha ingekuwa balaa mzee sikuta hata kujua kama wamenishtukia au vipi taratibu nilirudi home ilikuwa soo!
     
  5. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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  6. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Du almanusura disco lingeingia mmasai
     
  7. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Kitu gani ndugu.
     
  8. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    kuna uwalakini hapa..............sidhani ka hadi unaondoka hapo shuleni kuna mtto alinusurika
     
  9. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Mi nilimpa mimba mwalimu mkuu wa shule niliyokuwa ninasoma. Mimba ilipofikisha miezi nane na nusu mwalimu mkuu akawa anawaaga wanafunzi na walimu. Hapo akanitambulisha rasmi kuwa mimi ndiye niliyemtundika kibendi, nikawa mdogo ile mbaya, hadi leo nataniwa, kuanzia mwaka 1991 nlipokuwa nasoma Majengo Juu Mbeya
     
  10. Mhadzabe

    Mhadzabe JF-Expert Member

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    Lazima ushangae mana hujawahi kushika chaki!.....kuna makubwa zaidi ya hayo!
     
  11. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    Mkuu,ina maana ulimpa mimba mwalimu wako wakati upo primary? hebu iweke vizuri hii kitu.
     
  12. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Si unajua sie wengine primary tulimaliza tukiwa na zaidi ya miaka16
     
  13. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Ama kweli hii ndo JF jokes!!!
    mkuu kumbe we ******!!!
     
  14. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu mbona chaki nimeshika mara kibao tu,primary had sec sema sijawah kua mwl,sijui chaki ipi unayoizungumzia
     
  15. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    sikuwafanya kitu.
     
  16. Nyakageni

    Nyakageni JF-Expert Member

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    FATAKI. Mnapenda vi mark 2 wakati mafuso yako mtaani.
     
  17. BobKinguti

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    Duh imekaa vibaya!!!!! Is it primary or secondary school?
     
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    Kiraka JF-Expert Member

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    Tulikuwa kwenye management meeting, MD wetu ni mama, sasa ghafla akapiga chafya na kuanza kukohoa, bahati mbaya akajamba kwa sauti ambayo ilisikika na wote, mzee yaani kama dakika mbili tatu zilipotea kila mtu kachanganyikiwa, sitasahu ile issue , yaani mama aliishiwa confo kabisa. Sema tunashukuru kuna HR Manager mtu mzima mmoja aliingilia kati na kuendeleza kikao kwa kuchangia akaua soo kia aina. Acha bana mambo haya...
     
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    ARV JF-Expert Member

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    SIDHANI KAMA HII NI YA KWELI NADHANI NI STORY TU,MIMBA MWANAFUNZI WA PRIMARY?HALAFU MBAYA KWA HEADTEACHER?HALAFU MBAYA ZAIDI AKAKUTAMBULISHA MBELE YA WALIMU NA WANAFUNZI?sijui lakini!
     
  20. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    hapa kuna walakini.
     
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