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Tujikumbushe 'streotypes' za zamani

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by SnowBall, Jul 31, 2012.

  1. SnowBall

    SnowBall JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani nakumbuka nilipokuwa mdogo kulikuwa na imani za ajabu ajabu 'streotypes' katika makabila mbalimbali sina uhakika kama bado zinaendelea..
    Mfano tulikuwa tunaambiwa..ukikalia yale mafiga kwa kule vijijini kwamba utakuwa mfupi!
    ..uking'oa jino ukilitupa batini basi hayataota meno mengine..
    Mnaweza kuendelea na nyie kwenye maeneo yenu!!
     
  2. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Ukikutana na Albino jitemee mate mwilini !!

    Kama mkiwa watoto mnakunywa chai, mwenzenu mmoja akiitwa, akiacha andazi lake eti analipigia dungudungu! Basi hakuna atakaegusa andazi hilo, eti ukilidokoa tu mom wako anadedi .
     
  3. SnowBall

    SnowBall JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli ilikuwa noumer..
     
  4. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Ukichelewa shuleni asubuhi chukua kijiti chomeka kwenye nywele(zamani nywele ndefu ndo fasheni), huchapwi na mwalimu yeyote ng'oo!
     
  5. Lukansola

    Lukansola JF-Expert Member

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    mkibana korodani goli la penati haliingii
     
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    dee dee Member

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    Ukinyooshea kaburi kidole kinabaki hivohivo,
    Ukikata kucha usiku utakua masikini,
    Ukiokota hela njia panda utapata masambatuta,
    Ukila ukiwanumelala mama yako atakufa,
    Ukikojoa barabarani lazima utemee mate mikojo
     
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    Elizabeth Dominic Platinum Member

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    Ukirumka mwenzio hakui
    Ukilia huku umekaa kitandani uchuro unamchulia mtu kifo
     
  8. Edward Teller

    Edward Teller JF-Expert Member

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    ukisimama kwenye reli kama tren inakuja "unanaswa"maana ina sumaku
     
  9. Catherine

    Catherine JF-Expert Member

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    Ukiweka fuku fuku kwenye matiti matiti yanakuwa makubwa.
     
  10. Ipycalypse

    Ipycalypse JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo kwenye DUNGUDUNGU umeniacha hoi zilikua ndo zangu.
     
  11. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Hii hadi leo dunia ya Www.com bado inatumika!
    > Nenda usiku kwa muuza duka, then mwambie nataka Chumvi na pesa unayo mkononi hakuuzii, labda uje na kusema "nipe dawa ya mboga"
     
  12. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Nikiwa darasa la kwanza, eti nilikua nikijua kwamba siku ya kufanya mtihani, basi atakaemaliza wa kwanza kumaliza mtihani na kutoka nje ndiyo wa kwanza ktk mtihani husika.
     
  13. Watu8

    Watu8 JF-Expert Member

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    Ukipiga mluzi usiku unawaita waliodedi...
    Hakuna kufagia mabaki ya msosi, eti waliodedi huwa wanakuja usiku kugonga hayo masalia...
    Kuku akichinjwa Dingi peke yake alikua anapewa paja, firigisi na maini...
     
  14. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Eti sio vizuri kufagia usiku!
     
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