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Tujifunze kwa Wahindi...

Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by Boflo, Sep 3, 2012.

  1. Boflo

    Boflo JF-Expert Member

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    If an Indian can get goods or services at cheaper than the asking price, he considers his day well spent.

    Here is a true incident that took place in NYC some time ago, to illustrate this point.


    An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

    He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank.

    He produces the title and everything checks out.The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

    An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

    The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?

    The Indian replies:"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41and expect it to be there when I return'"
     
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    Goldman JF-Expert Member

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    good idea ingekuwa best kama unge i post business forum.
     
  3. zomba

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    Hivyo vichwa wacha mchezo.
     
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    mzeelapa JF-Expert Member

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    Cut and paste. Lakini nzuri!!!
     
  5. Boflo

    Boflo JF-Expert Member

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    Cut and paste ni dhambi mkuu ??
     
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    Matola JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi Boflo maana yake nini hasa? maana nimeona matumizi ya hili neno si mazuri sasa nashangaa na humu kuna member Boflo!!
     
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    Mkuu Matola, hiyo maana mbaya ya neno Boflo umeipata wapi? Hebu funguka kidogo. Ninavyojua mimi Globu, maana ya neno boflo ni mkate wa KiZANZIBARI. Tena mtamu sana ambao huupati popote katika dunia hii isipokuwa Unguja na Pemba. Yaani we acha tu, kwa Margarine unakwenda, kwa supu ndio usiseme, kwa chai ndio mwisho. Boflo haina mshindani. MKUU MATOLA, hivi unaijua Tosi?
     
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    Matola JF-Expert Member

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    Globu kama ndio hivyo basi ndugu yangu lakini na wewe nadhani ipo siku utakutana nalo hilo neno humu humu JF. kwaleo wala sisemi kitu.
    Alamsiki.
     
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    Boflo JF-Expert Member

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    Muulize Kaunga
     
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