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Tuanze na hili rahisi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Oct 10, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Rais ana bifu na Waziri mkuu wake na anataka kumtimua kazi.Ili kujitoa lawamani,anamwambia Waziri mkuu;nimekuandalia barua hizi mbili;moja imeandikwa ndani'YOU WILL STAY' na nyingine imeandikwa 'YOU ARE FIRED'.Hatma yako ya uongozi itatokana na bahati nasibu katika kuchagua mojawapo ya barua hizi mbili.Kabla ya kwenda kuchagua barua mojawapo,spy mmoja anamvuta waziri mkuu kando anamwambia kwamba Rais ana bifu na wewe hivyo zile barua zote mbili zimeandikwa 'YOU ARE FIRED'.Swali;kama wewe ndo WAZIRI MKUU utafanyaje ili usipoteze kazi yako?HINT;ni lazima uchague barua moja kati ya mbili ulizotengewa.
     
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    NIMEKIMBIA CCM Senior Member

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    Pinda yuko brazil, nw akirudi mtafute atakuwa anajibu just uvute subra atarudi soon,na ukome kuleta maswal ya kijnga hapa jf,alah!
     
  3. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Swali la kijinga kwa sababu huna solution.
     
  4. Likwanda

    Likwanda JF-Expert Member

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    Jamii Forums haishi vituko lol!
     
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    Bayo Senior Member

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    jaguar umenifurahisha sana
     
  6. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    unaanza kutoa machozi ili rais akusamehe.
     
  7. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Assume kayanza peter pi..a analia atakuwaje?
     
  8. FM stereo

    FM stereo Senior Member

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    unasali kwanza,ndio unanyanyua barua moja.
     
  9. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    mmh..jamaa akilia unaweza ukimbie.....ngoja nitakuja na jibu very soon!!
     
  10. imma.one

    imma.one JF-Expert Member

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    Mmm napita tu coz sio waziri na cjawah kuwa hata monitor
     
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    MAMENGAZI JF-Expert Member

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    ningemshushua rais ningeandika barua ya ku resign hapohapo kabla hata ya kuchagua bahasha.
     
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    ndetichia JF-Expert Member

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    kwanza tu alivyo analia..
     
  13. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Chukua barua moja,bila kuifungua,itupie mdomoni na kuitafuna halafu mwambie akufungulie ile barua nyingine akuoneshe imeandikwaje.Ujumbe atakaokuonesha inabidi uende kinyume na ule ulioutafuna.
     
  14. mashikolomageni

    mashikolomageni JF-Expert Member

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    JF hadi raha hata kama una hasira zinaisha nimeipenda hii
     
  15. Bambanza jr.

    Bambanza jr. JF-Expert Member

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    Leta jib m2 wangu! Wa2 wamekwama.
     
  16. trachomatis

    trachomatis JF-Expert Member

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    Amwambie spy aandike nyingine ya YOU WILL STAY!
     
  17. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    dah! hapo utakuwa umemuweza kabisa
     
  18. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    aokote barua moja na kumuambia smiling president afungue bahasha iliyobaki mezani assuming matokeo ni opposite yake. so kama iliyobaki mezani inasema 'U AR FIRED' inamaanisha aliyookota itasema 'U STAY' na hakuna haja ya kuifungua!
     
  19. ntamaholo

    ntamaholo JF-Expert Member

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    kwani alizaliwa kuwa waziri? kama hawaelewani kwa nini kuendelea kukumbatiana? kama ningekuw mimi, nisingesubiri barua hizo, ningejiuzulu nipate nafasi ya kujipanga kufanya kazi nyingine zaidi nitakayoiona inafaa
     
  20. ntamaholo

    ntamaholo JF-Expert Member

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    waliwahi kufananisha na bi kidude eti?
     
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