Tuambie [Message,Msemo,Status,...] huwa inakuchekesha sana..!!

[Agustino Regnald]

Hakika hakuna kitu kizuri cha kwanza kama mwanadamu ni muhimu [badala ya kula] kama kucheka, hakuna asiyependa kucheka,hebu tuambiane kitu cha aina yeyote ambacho ukikisikia always kinakufanya ucheke....!!!

[tupunguze stress kidogo]

 

[LUBEDE]

siku hizi wanaume wamehamishia tabia za wanawake kwenye makalio,kiasi tukipishana nao lazima ugeuke ili kuangalia kama ana tabia nzuri...

 

[Agustino Regnald]

siku hizi wanaume wamehamishia tabia za wanawake kwenye makalio,kiasi tukipishana nao lazima ugeuke ili kuangalia kama ana tabia nzuri...

kweli mkuu ahhahaha asee

 

[baraka muyabi]

siku hizi wanaume wamehamishia tabia za wanawake kwenye makalio,kiasi tukipishana nao lazima ugeuke ili kuangalia kama ana tabia nzuri...

Aaan yaani umenifanya nicheke mpaka watu wanaiangalia wanadhani nimewehuka

 

[Fredinho]

mi huwa najishangaa na kujicheka mwenyewe, kila siku usiku kabla ya kulala huwa nafunga mlango na kuthibitisha mwenyewe,halafu nikifika kitandani hisia zinakuja kuwa labda sijafunga mlango,narudi tena kufunga mlango.

 

[Rebo Tz]

Ahahaaaaa duuuh mbavu zangu mieeee ahahahahaa

 

[mapesi .c]

Huo wote ni yoga

 

[mapesi .c]

Ni kutojiamini tu

 

[Maghayo]

Unanijua mimi? Je unanifaham mimi? Haya basi subiri Leo utaona na utajua kwa nini "ndukum" unakata "vima" bila kutumia vitu vyenye ncha kali kama kisu.

Jamaa flan Chugga 2007

 

[Maghayo]

Hamna tasa bana timing zako ndio mbovu

 

[Majestic wolf]

mi huwa najishangaa na kujicheka mwenyewe, kila siku usiku kabla ya kulala huwa nafunga mlango na kuthibitisha mwenyewe,halafu nikifika kitandani hisia zinakuja kuwa labda sijafunga mlango,narudi tena kufunga mlango.

Mkuu hio inaweza kuwa OCD(obsessive compulsive disorder)

 

[Afande Fojuman]

mi huwa najishangaa na kujicheka mwenyewe, kila siku usiku kabla ya kulala huwa nafunga mlango na kuthibitisha mwenyewe,halafu nikifika kitandani hisia zinakuja kuwa labda sijafunga mlango,narudi tena kufunga mlango.

Ahaaaa, mi pia hufanya ivyo

 

[Angel Nylon]

*Effect of WhatsApp on English Language*

_*Mike & Dora on WhatsApp:*_

*Mike :* Hi dear.
*Dora :*
*Mike :* How are you .??
*Dora :*
*Mike :* Missing me..?
*Dora :*
*Mike :* I'm not feeling well...
*Dora :*
*Mike :* How was your day..?
*Dora :*
*Mike :* Are you busy.??
*Dora :*
*Mike :* Why ?? What are you doing ??
*Dora:*
*Mike :* Is there anyone near you..?
*Dora :*
*Mike :* Why don't you reply in words? Why are you using smiley faces?
*Dora :*-
*Mike :* I heard you failed in English?
*Dora:* Who telled you ? It is unpossible.. I went to saw the resalt yestathey... I Passed away all my educations
*Mike :* Hmmm lets go back to smileys pls
*Dora:*- ok dear, God blast u.