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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kingdom_man, Feb 2, 2011.

  1. Kingdom_man

    Kingdom_man JF-Expert Member

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    Waziri Pinda katika ziara mikoani akatakiwa kwenda kufungua kisima cha kijiji. Alipochungulia kisimani akarudi nyuma fasta. Akaulizwa Vipi Mheshimiwa??!!!
    Akauliza "Mnafuga MAMBA kisimani??
    Wananchi wakasema "HAPANA" Pinda akarudi tena kuchungulia kisimani. Ghafla akacheka kumbe ilikuwa sura yake ndani ya maji!!!!!!........ Lol.
     
  2. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Du!!
     
  3. TATIANA

    TATIANA JF-Expert Member

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    MH!
     
  4. boma2000

    boma2000 JF-Expert Member

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    hah ha haaaaaaa, yaani we acha tu
     
  5. Big Lady

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    hahahhahhaa
     
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    Kinabo Member

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    Sura sio muhimu. Utendaji bora muhimu
     
  7. B'REAL

    B'REAL JF-Expert Member

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    we kijanaa utafungwaa hahaaaa
     
  8. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Hah hah, Segerea unakutamani wewe!
     
  9. loveness love

    loveness love Senior Member

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    makini inamaana unataka kusema mtoto wa mkulima hajui mamba? au unataka kumfananisha na ma.. weweeeeee teki kea ohooo!!!!!!!!
     
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    mi simo
     
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    Hayo yanakuja vp hapa? Kwanza hata utendaji wake mhhh!...sawa na sura yake! lolz
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Nahisi harufu ya Segerea inamnyemelea mtu mitaa hii
     
  13. Twilumba

    Twilumba JF-Expert Member

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    Uwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii una hamu ya kupuuu kwenye ndooo eheeee?
     
  14. induna's

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    mwache atapga mbzi ndan ya ndooooo
     
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