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True meaning of male statements

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nyundo Kavu, Dec 6, 2011.

  1. Nyundo Kavu

    Nyundo Kavu Senior Member

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    Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
    True Meaning: "I'm poor."

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
    True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
    True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "She's kinda cute."
    True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
    head might be necessary."

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
    True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "Was it good for you?"
    True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
    True Meaning: "Who are you?"

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "Do you love me?"
    True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
    True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find
    out sooner or later."

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "How much do you love me?"
    True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on
    their way to tell you by now."

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I have something to tell you."
    True Meaning: "Get tested."

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
    True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
    True Meaning: "You're ugly."

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
    True Meaning: "Next!!!!"

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?"
    True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."
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  2. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    nice dress-it shows ur butt nicely
    i love you-lets have sex.
    im bored-want to have sex
    whats wrong-i guessing there is no sex tonight!
    i love you too-okay i said it can we now have sex.
    Can i take you to dinner-can we have sex later after i've eaten
    will you marry me-i want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys ^_^
     
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