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Traffic Wa Bongo Balaa

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Traffic Wa Bongo Balaa

    A man was going around 2.30am alone in his car, he got to a check point.

    The Traffic stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out.

    The traffic had nothing to ask again, in order to charge him and having some rushwa, guess what the traffic said:

    "I charge you for driving alone at this time of the night, if you get accident now who'll go to tell your people?"

    The man replied: I'm not alone, God is with me here, Angel Gabriel, Angel Raphael, Angel Micheal and five angels are with me here.

    The traffic said:
    Al these people inside this your small car? I charge you for overloading!
     
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    duh! Njaa zingine!
     
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    Duh hii nayo kali.
     
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    ya kulalia hii.
     
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    mja JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha haaa , nimecheka kweli, dereve alifikiri amedoji kwa kumtaja Mungu..LOL
     
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    Duh, alidhani anajitetea kumbe anatoa mwanya wa kunyukwa zaidi!
     
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    hii kali
     
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    mamshka New Member

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    teh teh teh......
     
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    Hakuna trafic wa bongo anayeweza kuongea kingreza ivo.

    Kwanza asingekua trafic kama anaongea ngeli ivo.
     
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    TEGEMEA JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli trafic wa bongo hawezi kuongea kingereza kama hicho.
     
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    Trafiki mbunifu, daah.! Kibongo bongo hiyo 2rue story
     
  12. X-PASTER

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    Kwanini wasiongee Kiingereza, cha ajabu kitugani?
     
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