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Top Quotes Of 2007

Discussion in 'Jukwaa la Siasa' started by mstahiki, Dec 21, 2007.

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    mstahiki JF-Expert Member

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    Tunaomba utupe zako pia
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    Top Quotes Of 2007

    Here's the list of 2007 Memorable Quotes -- according to Fred R. Shapiro, the editor of the Yale Book of Quotations.

    1. "Don't Tase me, bro." -- Andrew Meyer
    2. "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us." -- Lauren Upton
    3. "In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country." -- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
    4. "That's some nappy-headed hos there." -- Don Imus
    5. I don't recall." -- Alberto Gonzales
    6. "There's only three things he (Rudy Giuliani) mentions in a sentence: a noun and a verb and 9/11." -- Joseph Biden
    7. "I'm not going to get into a name-calling match with somebody (Dick Cheney) who has a 9 percent approval rating." -- Harry Reid
    8. "(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom." -- Larry Craig
    9. "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." -- Joe Biden
    10. "I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, this administration has been the worst in history." -- Jimmy Carter
     
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    JokaKuu Platinum Member

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    11."Ikiwa tutaruhusu wasichana waliojifungua kurudi mashuleni matiti yao yatakuwa yakichirizika maziwa darasani" --- J.M.Kikwete
     
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    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    "Wakishindwa hoja hule vioja" by M.M. Mwanakijiji...
     
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    Nzokanhyilu JF-Expert Member

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    Ru for real? au ndo mambo ya wikiendi?
     
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    JokaKuu Platinum Member

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    Nzokanhyilu,
    Yes, I'm 4 real...here is another one for you.

    12."Kina mama pia endeleeni kuzaa wasichana wazuri kwani katika miaka hii miwili hata kwenye mashindano ya urembo duniani tumetamba." -- Jakaya Kikwete, July 27,2007
     
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    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    'Mwacheni Mzee wetu astaafu kwa amani'
     
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    Kalamu JF-Expert Member

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    Why is Tanzania a poor country" Honestly, I don't know! (you know who).
    Jibu la namna hii linakatisha tamaa; haliamshi hisia za mori katika raia.
     
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    Kisura JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kali aliitoa George W.

    "I heard somebody say, 'Where's (Nelson) Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept 20, 2007.

    You decide...
     
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    Mzee Mwanakijiji Platinum Member

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    "Tanzania imepaa" - Lowassa akizungumza Bungeni

    "Tumegawana kasungura" - Lowassa akizungumza na watu wa Mwanza

    "Ninakula" - Lowassa alipoulizwa kuhusu vijana waliokwama Ukraine
     
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    Koba JF-Expert Member

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    our fellow member John Mnyika naye sasa yupo TVT mnaweza kumwangalia
     
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    Quemu JF-Expert Member

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    "Kiongozi atakayefanikiwa kuleta maendeleo Tanzania ni yule atakayezifufua sera za Mwl. J.K. Nyerere na kuangalia wapi palikosewa." - Mchambuzi

    "Sidhani kama umesoma page kwa page, kwani post ya kwanza tu inasema "mpaka mwezi november" au labda wewe ni dizaini ya kiwavi. Maana viwavi huwa wanakula huku wanakunya, translation ni kuwa unasoma huku unasahau teh teh teh mwendo mdundo." - YNIM
     
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    Sura-ya-Kwanza JF-Expert Member

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    Nao wanahudhuria wa JF...

    “Naenda kujiunga nao nione” Mwanakijiji na JF kushindana na serikali

    Niko huko tayari. nitwapa madongo yao na ole wao waondoe maana watakuwa wameshindwa kazi. unless waendelee kumuenzi Vasco da Gama. Na Maarifa kuhusu JF kushindana na serikali.

    “Pumba juu ya pumba” Famously quoted quote by Dua

    "Hivi kumbe wewe huwa unafikiriaga hivi pia.Ila unadhani wewe kuwepo hapa JF kunarudisha maendeleo nyunma au mbele.Maanake labda umati unisaidie hapo,sioni fikra zako endelevu hapa.Now i know why we are underdeveloped” ...na mwanahudhuria Ben kuhusu wana JF waliojitoa na kutokuwa na imani na serikali ya JK
     
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    Kichuguu Platinum Member

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    (1) "Kelele za mlango hazimnyimi mwenye nyumba usingizi" J. K. I. Kwete akimtetea mbunge Chitalilo aliyegundulika kuwa kughushi vyeti vya elimu yake.


    (2) "Wapo wanaonionya kwamba wauza mihadarati watanidhuru...lakini mimi nasema, woga wangu hauko kwa hao, nawaogopa zaidi wale wanaonipiga vita ndani ya chama changu...nawajua ni watu wa namna gani...wanaweza kunidhuru...”

    ...Marehemu Amina Chifupa kuhusu maadui wake ndani ya CCM
     
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    Mwafrika wa Kike JF-Expert Member

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    Dont worry, there will always be noise makers....

    Kikwete AKA Vasco Da Gama akimwakikishia Sinclair kuwa hakuna Mtanzania mwenye uwezo wa kutengua mkataba wa Buzwagi na mingine ya Madini..... December 14th 2007.
     
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    Mwawado JF-Expert Member

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    "Nafikiri imefika wakati Tuwaombe Rafiki zetu wa Scandinavia,Watufundishe kuandika na Kusoma Mikataba haswa ya MADINI,kwani sie hatuna wataalamu hao" - JK Kikwete May'2007
     
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    "a lame duck cadillac duvall goes awol when we needed him the most".......mwananchi mwenye hasira, akimkandamiza black governor wa "taxachussets" baada ya kuwa stranded kwenye snow storm in I-128 for about six hours!!!.
     
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    John Mnyika Verified User

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    “Karl Peters aliwafunga kamba babu zetu kwa shanga na vitambaa vya kujifunga viunoni, wakati ule wafalme walikuwa wakitembea nusu uchi au wakijifunga ngozi namagome ya miti. Kuvaa kitambaa na mkewe kuulamba shanga lilikuwa jambo la kuukata kwelikweli. Leo hii viongozi wetu wenyewe wanawafuata akina Karl Peters na kutaja bei yetu hata kabla Peters mwenyewe hajawauliza. Wakiambiwa ni majemadari wa vita ya Rushwa na maendeleo ya wananchi kwa mtindo wa kuvishwa kilemba cha makuti wanavimba vichwa na kuwaona hata mama zao kule udongini ni wajinga.
    Tutafika kweli?”

    Madela wa Madilu-JF
     
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    Field Marshall ES JF-Expert Member

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    "Kiongozi atakayefanikiwa kuleta maendeleo Tanzania ni yule atakayezifufua sera za Mwl. J.K. Nyerere na kuangalia wapi palikosewa."

    Saaafi sana.
     
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    hapa ni kumkoma nyani mchana kweupeeee... and we dare to talk openly- FMES
     
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    Chuma JF-Expert Member

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    mswahili yu wapi Jamani? au ndo kashakamatwa?
     
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