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TOP 5 STUPID QUESTIONS TO AsK!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Good Guy, Mar 21, 2011.

  1. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    These questions may be stupid but they sure make you go mmmhhh!
    -Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections.(safety where it's not needed)
    -If deef people go to the court is it still called a hearing.(who knows!)
    -If you try to fail and you succeed which one have you done(say what?)
    -What weighs more a tonne of paper or a tonne of stones.(If you even thought to say stones you are stupid as the question itself,helloo they both weigh a tonne.)
    And the no.1 stupid question which makes you go mmmhhh is:
    -What is the colour of the zebra black like a goat with white stripes or is the zebla white like a sheep with black stripes on? (only God knows!)

    CHEERS
     
  2. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    PS.
    What came 1st the egg o a chicken
     
  3. Gagurito

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    chicken and chips
     
  4. Good Guy

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    yeah,as long as u can eat em both who cares which came 1s.lol
     
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    What's a colour of a green leaf
     
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    why is an orange yellow
     
  7. daughter

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    why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
     
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    what is the opposite of the word opposite?
     
  9. daughter

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    Why are they called apartments when they are stuck together?
     
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    I understand why I don't understand
     
  11. Given Edward

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    If money does not grow on trees why do banks have branches?
     
  12. Onambali

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    onsite
     
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    if 2+2=4 and 2*2=4, why not 3+3=6 and 3*3=6???????
     
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    leyman conclusion: if a pig is an animal and human being is also an animal then human being is a pig!!!!
     
  15. X-PASTER

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    1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

    2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

    3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

    4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

    5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?

    6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

    7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

    8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?

    9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

    10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

    11. What do people in China call their good plates?

    12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.

    14. What do you call male ballerinas?

    15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

    16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?

    17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

    18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

    20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

    21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

    22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

    23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
     
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    Here’s a list of questions that will make your mind slightly confused:

    1. "What is the colour of a mirror?"
    2. "If you enjoy wasting time, is that time really wasted?"
    3. "If anything is possible, is it possible for anything to be impossible?"
    4. "If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"
    5. "If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?"
    6. "Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?"
    7. "Why is a boxing ring square?"
    8. "Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?"
    9. "Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?"
    10. "Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?"
    11. "Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?"
    12. "Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?"
    13. "Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?"
    14. "Why do you need a driver's license to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive?"
     
  17. Ibrahimovic

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    If people do real fall in love, why gravitational force are not responsible for it?
     
  18. Silvano

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    kali kwelikweli
     
  19. Ibrahimovic

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    Why the word smiles is not the longest word in English language while there is a mile between the first and the last 's'?
     
  20. Sikonge

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    Swali pekee ambalo HUWEZI kujibu HAPANA: UMELALA?
     
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