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Top 25 Classic Country Songs

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  1. Mabel

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    [FONT=&quot]25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even.
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You.
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]8. Please Bypass This Heart.
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.

    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]And the Number 1 Country and Western song of all Time is...
    [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few [/FONT]
     
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