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Too tight

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Hussein Njovu, Jan 13, 2012.

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    Hussein Njovu Senior Member

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    On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded by all her family, and she suddenly realized she had forgotten get any shoes.
    Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day. Unfortunately, they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over Sophie’s feet were in agony.
    When she and Edward withdrew to their room the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off.
    The rest of the Royal Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard Edward say, “God, that was tight!”
    “There,” whispered the Queen. “I told you she was a virgin.”
    Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say. “Right. Now for the other one.”
    Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said, “My God. That was even tighter.”
    “That’s my boy,” said the Duke. “Once a sailor, always a sailor!”

  2. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Hahahahaaaaaaa!!! So, after that they returned in their room happily
    and left their son swimming in the dam full of mud...
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    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    once a sailor...................
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    obsesd JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha nimeipenda hii.

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Very humourous. I liked it!
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    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Yeah.... Once a sailor, always a sailor!