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Too much selective!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Aug 9, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and requested-"I'm looking for a spouse,can you please help me find a suitable one?". The marriage officer said"your requirements please". "Well let me see,needs to be good looking,polite,humorous,sporty,knowledgeable,good at singing and dancing,willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour if i don't go out,telling me interesting stories when i need a companion for conversation and be silent when i want to rest". The officer listened carefully and replied,"I understand,you need a TELEVISION!
     
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    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    haha hahah true...!!!!!
     
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    Karry JF-Expert Member

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    sahihi kabisa
     
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    Kaua kabisa huyu!
     
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    Bambanza jr. JF-Expert Member

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    iyo kweli, ma frnds 4ol requrements she mean only tv qualified
     
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    JACADUOGO2. JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Hii kali!!
     
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    hahaaaaa..
     
  8. Good Guy

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    good one,no one can do that,xcept for a tv! Haha
     
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    atieno Senior Member

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    nimeipenda hii
     
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    makkeys Member

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    she was not looking 4 a man bt television! ofcorse i like it
     
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