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Too much education

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bubu Msemaovyo, Apr 12, 2008.

  1. Bubu Msemaovyo

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    A PhD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their
    tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his Ph D friend.
    friend: "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?"

    The PhD man replies: "I see millions of stars." The ordinary man asks:
    "What does that tell you?"

    The PhD guy ponders for a minute: "Astronomically speaking, it tells me
    that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
    Astrologically, it tells me that Satan is in Leo. Time wise, it appears
    to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the
    Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
    Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What
    does it tell you?"

    The ordinary man is silent for a moment, and then speaks:
    "Practically........it tells me that someone has stolen our tent".

    Be educated in the right way and not go beyond the boundaries!