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Too demanding

Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by Bujibuji, Nov 6, 2009.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    SEX TIMETABLE

    A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her husband's constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage.

    While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimise the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."
    On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
    Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her banker husband that reads, "Baby, I didn't realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry. I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.
    1. TUESDAY
    2. THURSDAY
    3. TODAY
    4. TOMORROW

    P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs."
     
  2. Teamo

    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    what a nice post!
    mods ipelekeni kule kule kwetu!nilikuwa nasinzia hapa sasa ngoja niamke:D
     
  3. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Kichapo kipo palepale !!!! lete kitumbua upstairs haraka!!!! hahahah
     
  4. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    they cause it and blame you......unaweza kupata kitumbua mara moja kwa wiki na mwenye kitumbua anafeel satisfied na anajua ww satisfaction nehii usikitafute cha mama nahiii mtaa wa pili kweli?

    Inafaa kuwa thread....lakini tuliongelee hapa kwenye jokes
     
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