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An airplane is flying over the United States of America at night.
The Pilot say: "Ladies and Gentleman the plane is loosing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out".
A little later ,the pilot says:"we are still loosing altitude,we must throw anything out that is in the cabin".
Tha plane continues its descent despite more things being thrown out.
Pilot:"still going down-we must throw out some people".
There's a big gasp from the passengers!
Pilot:"but to make this fair,passenger will be thrown out in alphabetical order. So.....A...any Africans on board?"
-No moves.
"B...any Blacks on board?"
-No moves.
"C....any Carribean on board?"
Still no one move. A little later black boy asks his dady: "Dad,....what are we?"
Dad: "Tonight Son We are Zulus"
The Pilot say: "Ladies and Gentleman the plane is loosing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out".
A little later ,the pilot says:"we are still loosing altitude,we must throw anything out that is in the cabin".
Tha plane continues its descent despite more things being thrown out.
Pilot:"still going down-we must throw out some people".
There's a big gasp from the passengers!
Pilot:"but to make this fair,passenger will be thrown out in alphabetical order. So.....A...any Africans on board?"
-No moves.
"B...any Blacks on board?"
-No moves.
"C....any Carribean on board?"
Still no one move. A little later black boy asks his dady: "Dad,....what are we?"
Dad: "Tonight Son We are Zulus"