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Toka lini umejiunga na Magereza

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mbimbinho, May 25, 2012.

  1. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    Mpolisi karudi home usiku, ili asimuamashe mkewe hakuwasha taa ya chumbani kwake akaaanza kuvua unifom zake, ghafla mkewe akamwambia kwa sauti ya usingizi,
    MKE: Mpenzi usiwashe taa kichwa kinanigonga vibaya, naomba uende hapo jirani kwa kaduka ka Mangi kaniletee panadol. Mpolisi akavaa chapchap na kukimbia kwa Mangi.
    MPOLISI: Mangi nipe panadol.
    MANGI: Hii hapa afande. He afande toka lini umejiunga na Magereza, naona leo umetwanga unifom ya Magereza
     
  2. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    Dah!!Mpolisi kazidiwa ujanja na vijana wa mabasi ya kijani!!!
     
  3. Azipa

    Azipa JF-Expert Member

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    Mke ameona mziki wa polisi mdogo ajaribu na wa magereza!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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  5. Comi

    Comi JF-Expert Member

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    Du! Mke kaliwa
     
  6. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Mangi nae!
     
  7. kapolo

    kapolo JF-Expert Member

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    Ukiona manyoya ujue kaliwaaaa
     
  8. John locke

    John locke JF-Expert Member

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    Mpolisi stuka mpo wangapi??? kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi
     
  9. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Umeona eeh! Anaweza vunja ndoa za watu bora angeuchuna tu, unafikiri ni nini kinafuata baada ya hapo
     
  10. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Bi shost kama kichwa kinauma kitapasuka
     
  11. MC babuu

    MC babuu Member

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    Mchezo umekata askarmagereza itabidi amsubiri pai arudi
     
  12. Kilahunja

    Kilahunja JF-Expert Member

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    anawashwa na pilipili asoila..
     
  13. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo MMAGEREZA nae akurupuke kwa kitete avae uniform atastukia kwake anapoulizwa na mkewe "umehamishiwa kwenye UPOLISI leo!??"
     
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