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Tofauti ya Mwizi msomi na ambaye si Msomi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Magehema, Jan 22, 2010.

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    Magehema JF-Expert Member

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    Mwizi ambaye si msomi huiba vitu kama mafuta ya jenereta, vifaa vidogo vidogo vilivyo ndani ya gari kama laptop, simu. ipod n.k. Mwizi huyu ambaye si msomi akijitahidi sana kuiba kitu kikubwa ataiba gari! Kwa upande wa pili mwizi ambaye ni msomi yeye haibi vitu kama mafuta ya jenereta, ataiba umeme na kuisababishia nchi nzima kuwa giza, na pia hawezi kusumbuka kuiba vitu kama gari, yeye ataiba barabara na kuwaachia wananchi vumbi na mashimo!!!!!
     
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    mchajikobe JF-Expert Member

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    Ebwana ndiooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
     
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    Luteni JF-Expert Member

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    Vilevile mwizi msomi badala ya kusumbuka kubomoa sefu ya hela yeye ataongea na wanaohusika kizichapisha hizo hela very simple.
     
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    mmakonde JF-Expert Member

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    bwizi hajasoma yuko keko,aliyesoma(mfisadi) yuko mtaani,hakuna anayemweza,ni mbunge au waziri !hawezi kuingia keko
     
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    ADUI Member

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    Dah! Af kweli.
     
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    Henge JF-Expert Member

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    kweli aiseee, na mwizi msomi hawi mfungwa hata mala moja ila anaweza kuwa mahabusu tuu tena kwa mda.
     
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    kakuruvi JF-Expert Member

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    Mwizi asiyesoma akiiba anapigwa mawe, mwizi msomi akiiba anapongezwa na wananchi.
     
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    mayenga JF-Expert Member

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    Na pia mwizi msomi hatumii silaha kubwakubwa wala mabomu.Hateki mabasi na kuwavua nguo abiria na kuwaimbisha wimbo wa mtaji wa maskini ni nguvu zake mwenyewe.Yeye silaha yake kubwa ni KALAMU.hii ni silaha inayochapa na kuangamiza kuliko tetemeko la HAITI.
     
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    Mwizi msomi hatumii nguvu zaidi ya akili kama afanyavyo mwizi asiye na elimu
     
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    Chuck j JF-Expert Member

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    Du kweli,mfungwa msomi kama ch.....e,
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Mwizi msomi daima kifua mbele.
     
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    Kanyenda New Member

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    Hakika, mwizi msomi anatisha. ni wasomi wanaoweza kumgundua kirahisi
     
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    mteule Member

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    mwizi msomi anakuwa na mtetezi mahakamani, na kama pesa ya kumlipa lawyer ipo, kesi hiyo atashinda! Lakini mwizi ambaye hajasoma, hana mtetezi anaishia jela!
     
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    mteule Member

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    mwizi msomi anakuwa na mtetezi mahakamani, na kama pesa ya kumlipa lawyer ipo, kesi hiyo atashinda! Lakini mwizi ambaye hajasoma, hana mtetezi anaishia jela! au atapigwa mawe mpaka kufa.
     
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    MAMENGAZI JF-Expert Member

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    kweli mwizi msomi hawezi kuteka ndege yeye anaiba shirika zima la ndege na kulifutilia mbali katika ramani ya mashirika makubwa nchini.
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Mwizi msomi anaweza kuhonga mahakimu kupoteza haki.
     
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    ARV JF-Expert Member

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    Mwizi msomi husaini mkataba wenye 10% na kusababisha Ingine zote na mabehewa yake yapaki pale workshop ya TRC na adhabu yake ni kubadilishiwa tu wizara.
     
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    FaizaFoxy JF-Expert Member

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    Mwizi mjinga anakwenda kuchota akiba walizojiwekea wenzake uzeeni.
     
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    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Mwizi msomi anachangia sana kuibuka kwa wimbi la wezi wasio wasomi!!
     
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    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Mmejitahidi kujibu utafikiri mpo kwenye mtihani.
     
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