To revive 'intimancy' in your marriage

[Teamo]

I have lots of things running in my damn head!

Today is my wife's birthday, see what? Thanks to my Nokia phone reminder alarm, my wife believes I value her in such a way that I never forget her birthday, her special day!!!- She has forgotten (you what i mean?) mabaya yote niliyomtendea. Hapo ndipo napoangukia sasa kama umenielewa.... TRUST EACH OTHER! Wives Must trust their husbands and vise versa!

Hivi tunaongelea nini hapa?

Happy birthday mama matesha! Wote semeni Amina Haleluya!

HA HA HA HA!
kingredha zaidi hata kama ni cha Engeneers' Registration Board (ERB)...!
hongera kwa birthdate ya wife ako.....!
nina birthdates tatu za marafiki zangu leo

 

[Teamo]

101) Propose a safari ( a week off maybe).......yeah!! spend money, that how you will get the intimacy back to line!..SPEND SOME FORTUNE!!! (judge if it is worth it!)

you spend some money,DOING WHAT DUDE...!beers?lottery?

 

[Kaizer]

Happy birthday mama matesha! c/o Asprin!:hippie:

 

[Bigirita]

you spend some money,DOING WHAT DUDE...!beers?lottery?

Spend some cash in a safari to Ruaha national park.....a week away, if yu no what I mean!

 

[Asprin]

Habari zenu wakuu,wapwaaaz,mabinamuuz,infidelators na infidelees wooote!

leo nipo ki-ndoa zaidi...!na nitaomba kingereza kichukue barabara yake.

You are violating your own rule young brother!

HA HA HA HA!
kingredha zaidi hata kama ni cha Engeneers' Registration Board (ERB)...!
hongera kwa birthdate ya wife ako.....!
nina birthdates tatu za marafiki zangu leo

 

[Teamo]

Spend some cash in a safari to Ruaha national park.....a week away, if yu no what I mean!

noted sana!
at least to change the locations na mazingira au sio?

 

[Teamo]

You are violating your own rule young brother!

hehehehe!
haya haya.....!
seminarini tulikuwa tunalonga kwa kilatino ERRARE EST HUMANUM

 

[Asprin]

101) Propose a safari ( a week off maybe).......yeah!! spend money, that how you will get the intimacy back to line!..SPEND SOME FORTUNE!!! (judge if it is worth it!)

I tried this one! thank God my marriage is still existing! I was charged for OVERSPENDING!! Its only woman who understands woman!

 

[Teamo]

I tried this one! thank God my marriage is still existing! I was charged for OVERSPENDING!! Its only woman who understands woman!

hey hey hey hey!
elaborate hapa kidogo bana!

 

[Kaizer]

noted sana!
at least to change the locations na mazingira au sio?

you have watched " I think I love my wife"?:bathbaby:

 

[TIMING]

adui mkubwa wa intimacy ni kudhania mwenzao ana-infidelitize aisee!!!! Maana hiyo ikikaa kichwa basi performance inakua imekwisha kazi si kwa mwanaume au mwanamke

 

[Asprin]

hey hey hey hey!
elaborate hapa kidogo bana!

Kwa kiswahili: Hawa kina mama hawatabiriki. Waweza mfanyia we unachosema suprise suprise yeye anatransleti tofauti. Kuna mwanamke mwingine kuliko umpeleke MIKUMI kurefresh mind na kuinjoi life, ni heri hiyo hela uipeleke Mapinga ukajenge mabanda ya kuku.
Hawana principle moja hawa. Usije ukafikiri ulivyomfanyia bht akafurahi ukimfanyoa na charity atafurahi. Utalost vibaya. Cha msingi angalia interests zake ziko wapi then ukomalie hapo hapo. Hapo mzee utafanikiwa. Kama mimi wife wangu nikitaka kwenye tabenako panoge basi nimwambie nimetoka shamba nimenunua kuku wengine 20 nimepanda migomba 10 na michungwa kadhaa.

Sijui umenisoma hapo? Sasa turudi kwenye kingereza.

 

[Teamo]

kwa kiswahili: Hawa kina mama hawatabiriki. Waweza mfanyia we unachosema suprise suprise yeye anatransleti tofauti. Kuna mwanamke mwingine kuliko umpeleke mikumi kurefresh mind na kuinjoi life, ni heri hiyo hela uipeleke mapinga ukajenge mabanda ya kuku.
Hawana principle moja hawa. Usije ukafikiri ulivyomfanyia bht akafurahi ukimfanyoa na charity atafurahi. Utalost vibaya. Cha msingi angalia interests zake ziko wapi then ukomalie hapo hapo. Hapo mzee utafanikiwa. Kama mimi wife wangu nikitaka kwenye tabenako panoge basi nimwambie nimetoka shamba nimenunua kuku wengine 20 nimepanda migomba 10 na michungwa kadhaa.

sijui umenisoma hapo? sasa turudi kwenye kingereza.

loud and clear!

 

[Teamo]

adui mkubwa wa intimacy ni kudhania mwenzao ana-infidelitize aisee!!!! Maana hiyo ikikaa kichwa basi performance inakua imekwisha kazi si kwa mwanaume au mwanamke

...WAIT,hold on,wait de-novrino...!
ishu hapa NI KUDHANI/KUHISI kuwa mwenzio ni infidelator/infideletee AU SIO?....

 

[Asprin]

...WAIT,hold on,wait de-novrino...!
ishu hapa NI KUDHANI/KUHISI kuwa mwenzio ni infidelator/infideletee AU SIO?....

Mwanaume ndio anapaswa kuhisi mkewe ni infidelee, mwanamke anapaswa kutambua na kukubali kuwa mmewe ni infidelator!!

Have I made my self clear (Samahani kwa kutumia kiswahili hapo)

 

[TIMING]

...WAIT,hold on,wait de-novrino...!
ishu hapa NI KUDHANI/KUHISI kuwa mwenzio ni infidelator/infideletee AU SIO?....

Yes, maana ukishajua nadhani intimacy inakwenda na maji moja kwa moja

Ukihisi bado mnabaki pamoja lakini relationship inapoteza uhai taratibu

 

[Da Womanizer]

adui mkubwa wa intimacy ni kudhania mwenzao ana-infidelitize aisee!!!! Maana hiyo ikikaa kichwa basi performance inakua imekwisha kazi si kwa mwanaume au mwanamke

Umeshawahi kuwa vyote mkuu???

 

[Asprin]

Yes, maana ukishajua nadhani intimacy inakwenda na maji moja kwa moja

Ukihisi bado mnabaki pamoja lakini relationship inapoteza uhai taratibu

Ni heri ujue kuliko uhisi. Ni mateso makali sana kuhisihisi!

 

[Asprin]

adui mkubwa wa intimacy ni kudhania mwenzao ana-infidelitize aisee!!!! Maana hiyo ikikaa kichwa basi performance inakua imekwisha kazi si kwa mwanaume au mwanamke

:doh::doh:

Umeshawahi kuwa vyote mkuu???

:nono::nono:

 

[Nyamayao]

Kwa kiswahili: Hawa kina mama hawatabiriki. Waweza mfanyia we unachosema suprise suprise yeye anatransleti tofauti. Kuna mwanamke mwingine kuliko umpeleke MIKUMI kurefresh mind na kuinjoi life, ni heri hiyo hela uipeleke Mapinga ukajenge mabanda ya kuku.
Hawana principle moja hawa. Usije ukafikiri ulivyomfanyia bht akafurahi ukimfanyoa na charity atafurahi. Utalost vibaya. Cha msingi angalia interests zake ziko wapi then ukomalie hapo hapo. Hapo mzee utafanikiwa. Kama mimi wife wangu nikitaka kwenye tabenako panoge basi nimwambie nimetoka shamba nimenunua kuku wengine 20 nimepanda migomba 10 na michungwa kadhaa.

Sijui umenisoma hapo? Sasa turudi kwenye kingereza.

haki ya nani cjui mama matesha ndio mie, surprise za kutumia pesa nyingi hapana(hiyo hela c ungeenda kuwalipa wale vibarua shambani)...nimecheka mpaka kwikwi...nitajirekebishe saa japo niinjoi ka surprise jamani.