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To my darling husband,

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by TANMO, Jul 4, 2009.

  1. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Before you return home from your overseas trip I just wanted to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

    I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The Garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your beloved Ferrari.

    I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

    I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

    Your loving wife.

    P.S. Your girlfriend called.
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    Kaizer JF-Expert Member

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    Apo akija sidhani kama kutakuwa na maelewano

    TIMING JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo ndio salama yake aisee... maana kutakuwa na ligi mbili
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    MzeePunch JF-Expert Member

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    This is a good one!